Best Quotes from Amp & Pedal Manuals

[Chuck D. Bones]

This one is from the Friedman Small Box Amplifier manual.

 

[Gordo]

That's funny...

 

[peccary]

We bass players just pretend to not understand you. That or we just nod and say "Oh, okay" and then do whatever we want anyways.

 

[Betty Wont]

The manual for the DOD Buzz Box is goofy. They plead for you to not refer the demons you summon to their customer service dept.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

From the Metasonix TX-1 Agonizer. Most of the words and images in a Metasonix user's manual are unsuitable anyone with a delicate constitution.

 

[BurntFingers]

Have you read the manuals to the pussy melter or boomerang delay?

Actually, they recently renamed the pussy melter to the butthole burner.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Right, because "Pussy Melter" was too rude. I'll have to try that one out on the breadboard.

 

[BurntFingers]

Right, because "Pussy Melter" was too rude. I'll have to try that one out on the breadboard.

The artwork is as puerile as you'd expect. There's some interesting contouring on those chili peppers.

 

[Barry]

The artwork is as puerile as you'd expect. There's some interesting contouring on those chili peppers.

Actually my Mom used to grow Peter Peppers (google it) it's a pepper that is very hot and looks like a Penis

 

[Harry Klippton]

Actually my Mom used to grow Peter Peppers (google it) it's a pepper that is very hot and looks like a Penis

My dad used to grow these but we can't find seeds for them anymore nor do we have any saved

 

[Dali]

Actually, they recently renamed the pussy melter to the butthole burner.

Equality! Everybody got one of these at least!

 

[fig]

this one always pissed me off...."Read before use".

I got news for them, I stopped reading it after about 4-5 uses!

 

[Mcknib]

This pic is apparently a drummer when the guitarist shouted over you're nearest switch my amp on would ya?


Sorry drum chums don't be hitting me with your rhythm stix