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A couple are engaging in tantric-like coitus, due to doing it within the confines of an old-school Mini when the feller's back gives out. Alas, he's frozen in situ on top of his lover, her pinned underneath him. As they are in a discrete location, hours go by before finally a dog-walker searching for a ball that his mutt won't fetch happens upon the stuck couple. The dog-owner can't budge the fellow in the Mini and so emergency personnel are called. Police come, fire-fighters come and an ambulance arrives.

The emergency people consult each other regarding various methods of egress for the couple, but in the end the fire-fighters peel off the roof like a sardine can and use their truck's hook & ladder to winch the guy straight up and swing him over to the ambulance attendants' gurney — and off to the hospital goes the broken-back boinker.

By this point the woman is wailing away, obviously overly distraught and embarrassed, "Th th the ...shame...!".
The police-officer tries to console her and tells her that apart from the dog-walker and professionals on scene, nobody else saw her and her partner in the awkward predicament, and that everyone —including the dog-walker— will all be discrete. She cries even harder "M m my my husband..."
And so the officer says that her partner is in good hands and will be well taken care of by the doctors at the hospital.
She sobs yet more uncontrollably "H h his car...", so the officer tells her that her insurance will take care of the Mini's repairs, at which point she loses it and screams at the cop:

"My HUSBAND! How the hell do I explain to him what happened to his car?!?!"







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Reminds me of Arkwright and nurse Gladys Emmanuel in her M-mm-mm—mm Morris ma- ma…Mi…Morris Minor. Oh eckk, they’d be off with it by now you’d think.
 
Feral Feline said:
Not many jokes lately, in this thread titled "More jokes"...



A couple are engaging in tantric-like coitus, due to doing it within the confines of an old-school Mini when the feller's back gives out. Alas, he's frozen in situ on top of his lover, her pinned underneath him. As they are in a discrete location, hours go by before finally a dog-walker searching for a ball that his mutt won't fetch happens upon the stuck couple. The dog-owner can't budge the fellow in the Mini and so emergency personnel are called. Police come, fire-fighters come and an ambulance arrives.

The emergency people consult each other regarding various methods of egress for the couple, but in the end the fire-fighters peel off the roof like a sardine can and use their truck's hook & ladder to winch the guy straight up and swing him over to the ambulance attendants' gurney — and off to the hospital goes the broken-back boinker.

By this point the woman is wailing away, obviously overly distraught and embarrassed, "Th th the ...shame...!".
The police-officer tries to console her and tells her that apart from the dog-walker and professionals on scene, nobody else saw her and her partner in the awkward predicament, and that everyone —including the dog-walker— will all be discrete. She cries even harder "M m my my husband..."
And so the officer says that her partner is in good hands and will be well taken care of by the doctors at the hospital.
She sobs yet more uncontrollably "H h his car...", so the officer tells her that her insurance will take care of the Mini's repairs, at which point she loses it and screams at the cop:

"My HUSBAND! How the hell do I explain to him what happened to his car?!?!"







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I've always been a van guy. Even before I had a van, I knew vans were the way.
 
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