Do you want a free copper sound diode sub box

[Locrian99]

Hey everybody. When I first started frequenting this forum fig had a contest for one of the diode sub boxes and I won it. Was super excited and thiught wow what a cool place/person. Well I used it quite a bit in the first month or so. And haven’t used it much since. So I figured I’d pass it on to someone else who might use it more than myself.

If it’s something you’d be into post a joke in this thread. I’ll pick one at random unless the winning post isn’t what I’d consider a joke. Then I’ll reroll. I’ll pick one on Sunday and ship it Monday.

 

[Locrian99]

Bumping this, cause well I think my previous thread title don’t get the point across or maybe no one wants this thing.

Component Substitution Boxes - DIY Coppersound - Capacitor/Resistor/Diode/Transistor

Change your sound in seconds with the turn of a dial. Component substitution boxes for capacitors, resistors, diodes, transistors. For guitar pedals and gear.

lovemyswitches.com

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

I think this is an amazing offer. I just feel ethically obligated to sit these things out since I've already been shown so much generosity by this community.

Edit: not a contest entry but...

How many drummer's does it take to change a light bulb?
-Fuck, they broke it.

How did the bassists last brain cell die?
- Alone

What's the difference between a vocalist and a sack of fertilizer?
- The sack.

 

[drgonzo1969]

whats the difference between a guitar player and a vacuum cleaner? when you unplug the vacuum it doesnt suck anymore

 

[Locrian99]

whats the difference between a guitar player and a vacuum cleaner? when you unplug the vacuum it doesnt suck anymore

well I’m happy someone responded. I’ll throw one of those fried and true ones out j there. How do you get a drummer off your porch.

Pay him for the pizza.

 

[Vicious C]

I tried to catch a cloud the other day…. But I myst…

 

[Locrian99]

One of my high school jazz band teachers favorites.


How do you get a guitar player to turn down?

Put sheet music in front of them

 

[DeadAirMD]

Why did Derek Trucks cross the road?

To get to the other slide

 

[Feral Feline]

I feel the same way as Mentaltossflycoon, I’ve already benefitted so much (and continue to do so) — so I’ll just stay on the side-line and watch.

Besides, I want to DIY my own Diode-Decade-Box. Maybe add a clean boost, kinda like the Fuzzrocious Lunareclipse.

 

[jwin615]

Man. I'll bite. This seems pretty useful.
I vouche that if and when it becomes bench clutter, I'll pass it on here.
As for the joke

 

[Feral Feline]

Man. I'll bite. This seems pretty useful.
I vouche that if and when it becomes bench clutter, I'll pass it on here.
As for the joke

I didn't get it the Joke til I imagined saying it with a Kiwi accent.

 

[KR Sound]

Classic Norm:

 

[Locrian99]

Classic Norm:

I could watch norm Macdonald all night long

 

[Locrian99]

Why did Derek Trucks cross the road?

To get to the other slide

Looks like we’ve got a winner folks!

I was rooting for norm I’m not gonna lie lol.

@DeadAirMD I’ll send you a dm

 

[DeadAirMD]

I shouldn't have beat out Norm, I miss him tons.

But no gosh darn way! I never win anything ever.....and Lord knows I enter every single damn giveaway on Premier Guitar.

I didn't prepare a speech, but I was reading an article about Derek Trucks before I hopped on here to browse. At least my joke was 100% original I guess. Thank you so much!

I know the Dizzy Elk I just put together on the Gnat board is going to have a great time with this!