Acme™ Black Holes Pedal

[jwin615]

From the maker of everyone's favorite black holes, a pedal that does pedal stuff.
Like a black hole, this wish list request is dim and void of any detail. The pedal's inner workings and mere existence is a mystery to us all.
Maybe this pedal deconstructs your tone and rearranges it at the atomic level, transporting it briefly to a space where time and sound do not exist. Or maybe it's a YATS? Who knows? Maybe I just made it up, posted a request for a bs pedal with zero details about it's non-existence at all and yet-
I have included more detail than many other requests.
Please upvote.

This isn't a shot at anyone so don't take it that way. It's satirical commentary on the Wish List as a whole, or hole, as of late. You guys and gals are asking someone to spend hundreds of dollars and many hours to produce a product for you at a ~$12 price point. Do a little leg work to tell everyone why you think your request is worthy of that investment.

 

[giovanni]

I feel like there is a missed opportunity here to make an AI generated pedal image or even video (!) and add it to the wishlist…

 

[Feral Feline]

Bless you, jwin615, for this guiding light of a Wish List entry.
Reminds me of my own similar entry, not so long ago in the grand scheme of things.



Now, if the portable hole were to be a pedal, what would it be?

— Stutter-Kill-Switch-Tremolo-Delay? That would be a lot of holes in the signal.

— A fuzz with such scoooped mids that your sound's guaranteed to disappear in the mix, even if playing alone in your bedroom. That's one big hole.

— or ... ?

 

[jwin615]

Bless you, jwin615, for this guiding light of a Wish List entry.
Reminds me of my own similar entry, not so long ago in the grand scheme of things.



Now, if the portable hole were to be a pedal, what would it be?

— Stutter-Kill-Switch-Tremolo-Delay? That would be a lot of holes in the signal.

— A fuzz with such scoooped mids that your sound's guaranteed to disappear in the mix, even if playing alone in your bedroom. That's one big hole.

— or ... ?

It was not uninspired by your post. I think that's the way to put it...

And my vote for portable holes
Heavy reverb with a long linear gate where the tails start 2 octaves up and end 1 octave down
Edit, forgot.
Ring mod that sweeps down patallel to the reverb.
It has one control
HOLE
It controls with speed of the reverb shift and gate and the modululation speed of the ring mod.

Inspiration:

 

[jwin615]

It was not uninspired by your post. I think that's the way to put it...

And my vote for portable holes
Heavy reverb with a long linear gate where the tails start 2 octaves up and end 1 octave down
Edit, forgot.
Ring mod that sweeps down patallel to the reverb.
It has one control
HOLE
It controls with speed of the reverb shift and gate and the modululation speed of the ring mod.

@music6000
Care to do a mock-up?

 

[Feral Feline]

Oooohhh that's BBEEYYOOTTEEFFUULL!

I collect sound effects and related instruments (ex finally found a slide whistle that's metal and not a cheap plastic toy).


I humbly request one feature to add to your one-knob "HOLE", jwin615, a switch for "BOTTOMLESS".


When engaged, BOTTOMLESS turns the HOLE into a Shepard Tone, forever falling...