So the order came in and I've done some more experimenting.
1. The TL052 doesn't work in the application at 9V. Damnit
2. You can't use half a dual opamp for a servo and the other for audio. Noise with my opamps on hand
3. J201s I got will not bias correctly with a 5K6 drain resistor. Had to go to 15K. Wampler must've had a really big batch of some specific oddballs for this design.
4. Other JFETs I've got all worked fine, with pretty consistent drain voltages. PSA: Don't forget this is a small sample size.
5. JFET clipping looks the same on the scope across part numbers and sound pretty much the same. I think with some tinkering, you could make this work and sound pretty much the same with a lot of different JFETs.
Long story short, I can get this to work pretty well with good results, but it's not a solution that can completely eliminate having to manually make sure everything is working properly - exactly how Chuck characterized it. (Thanks, bud!)
It's a cool concept and I don't regret working on it, but I think I've taken this as far as I need to right now. The thing is a pretty good OD on the breadboard, but I've got others I'd recommend before I'd recommend this one.