KR Sound
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I remember in my younger more fiendish days, I had some cavities filled and kept asking for more gas because “it wasn’t working”. I felt pretty good the rest of the day.
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Chuck D. Bones
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I was in a restaurant the other night and a waitress yelled out "Anyone know CPR?"
I said "Yeah, they're a 90's rap group."
Everyone laughed. Well everyone except this one guy...
I said "Yeah, they're a 90's rap group."
Everyone laughed. Well everyone except this one guy...
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target yesterday, and long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.
That reminds me of one of my coworkers, his big joke was “call 991”, intentionally messing up the numbersa.
I heard a while ago he passed away of a heart attack a few years after he retired. First thing that came to mind was “I hope his SO remembers to call 911 and not 991”.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
You're on a roll!
Bricksnbeatles
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No joke— I had a woman follow me around target and yell at me for not helping her get stuff from the locked electronics cabinet even though I explained multiple times that I don’t work for target. I was wearing my King Crimson Discipline shirt… way too much truth in your joke
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Several years ago, a friend of mine "created" a $10 discount pass for the company cafeteria that is valid on the bearer's birthday. He left it on a coworker's desk on their birthday and then followed them to the cafeteria to watch them try to redeem it. Naturally, the cashiers had never heard of such a thing. Hilarity ensued.
Next time you wear your KC shirt to Target, print some discount coupons to distribute to gullible or irritating customers.
Next time you wear your KC shirt to Target, print some discount coupons to distribute to gullible or irritating customers.
Bricksnbeatles
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Brilliant
coltonius
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Yes, I've been in this position too. One fateful day, I dawned a red polo and khaki pants for work- it didn't seem like a big deal because it was chilly and I started the day with a button down sweater. Of course it warmed up that afternoon, and of course my wife asked me to pop into Target for a few things on my way home..No joke— I had a woman follow me around target and yell at me for not helping her get stuff from the locked electronics cabinet even though I explained multiple times that I don’t work for target. I was wearing my King Crimson Discipline shirt… way too much truth in your joke
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I ended up loading a vacuum cleaner and retrieving a few things off the top shelf for a nice old lady who didn't seem to understand that people can wear red shirts and not be an employee.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Her: "It's Valentine's Day, at least you could take me out to dinner."
Him: "I'm sorry, I don't date married women."
Her: "But I'm your wife!"
Him: "I make no exceptions."
Him: "I'm sorry, I don't date married women."
Her: "But I'm your wife!"
Him: "I make no exceptions."
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
A Valentine's poem Roses are red
Chocolate is nice
I'll get yours tomorrow
On sale at half price
RetiredUnit1
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So, true story. I answer the phone one day and an insurance agent is trying to sell me additional health insurance for my children. I told him that my wife and I never had children.
He says "What about grand children?"
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He says "What about grand children?"
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