"Almost excited" by a new Cornish pedal......

[Guardians of the analog]

I think we can all agree that NO ONE really cares at all about Cornish pedals.

I only care if people clown them, because they deserve it

 

[xefned]

It's the triumvirate confluence of douchey tone.
Pick which one is douchiest:

1. The high and mighty douche tone of pretending Cornish pedals owes you a retraction? He doesn't GAF.
2. Cornish referring to some changed values as “a completely new unique three-stage design,” then gooping it with a thick load of Peter North Special Sauce™ and charging £603 to people who live and die by the word of TGP?
3. The poor kids saving up 603 GBP, thinking they'll sound like [their favorite guitarist], someone who probably outputs peak DoucheTone™ no matter what pedals are on?

None of this bothers me because I'm not chasing anyone else’s tone, nor do I think the answer lies in a silver bullet pedal.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

he claims his penis is racist.

Well.. uhhhhh. I guess... at least he can still f@<% himself?

 

[Silver Blues]

I just know he claims his penis is racist.

I'm not really interested in participating in this discussion either but uh, excuse me what now??

 

[xefned]

None of this bothers me because I'm not chasing anyone else’s tone, …

This is a damn lie! You are chasing Michael Wong's tone, admit it!

(It's true.)

 

[Guardians of the analog]

It's the triumvirate confluence of douchey tone.
Pick which one is douchiest:

1. The high and mighty douche tone of pretending Cornish pedals owes you a retraction? He doesn't GAF.
2. Cornish referring to some changed values as “a completely new unique three-stage design,” then gooping it with a thick load of Peter North Special Sauce™ and charging £603 to people who live and die by the word of TGP?
3. The poor kids saving up 603 GBP, thinking they'll sound like [their favorite guitarist], someone who probably outputs peak DoucheTone™ no matter what pedals are on?

None of this bothers me because I'm not chasing anyone else’s tone, nor do I think the answer lies in a silver bullet pedal.

 

[HamishR]

I just don't get Cornish pedals. That's ok, there are plenty of others to like.

FOH? Front Of House?

 

[Silver Blues]

Lol I thought the same at first. No, it's "fuck outta here"

 

[Feral Feline]

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought "Front Of House", albeit unsurprisingly.
I thought maybe "F^%@ OFF..." but couldn't figure out what the "H" was.

Thank you for clarifying "foh".

 

[xefned]

I'm not really interested in participating in this discussion either but uh, excuse me what now??

His words, not mine! Actually, he didn’t say ‘racist’, he said he had a “David Duke cock.”

Also, people shouldn’t get mad when I bash JM. He's had sex with both Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. If that isn't grounds for petty, bitter jealousy, I don't know what is.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

His words, not mine! Actually, he didn’t say ‘racist’, he said he had a “David Duke cock.”

Also, people shouldn’t get mad when I bash JM. He's had sex with both Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. If that isn't grounds for petty, bitter jealousy, I don't know what is.

I don't know... I think saying you have "DDC" is somehow worse than just a "racist penis."

"My penis was surprisingly well portrayed by Topher Grace in a movie."

 

[Silver Blues]

His words, not mine! Actually, he didn’t say ‘racist’, he said he had a “David Duke cock.”

Wow, that was bad enough in my imagination.

Also, people shouldn’t get mad when I bash JM. He's had sex with both Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. If that isn't grounds for petty, bitter jealousy, I don't know what is.

Fair point.