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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Problem Solved!
Feral Feline
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Looks like a BEE to me.
RetiredUnit1
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Horsefly named so because they are hairy and HUGE. They fly faster than you can see too.... if you ever said wtf was that, it was probably a horsefly
Feral Feline
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I F$%^&*G HATE horseflies.
Was bit by one on the neck when I was a wee tad and subsequently scarred for life. Hate 'm.
darwin999
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We've had a series of earthquakes all in my township of NJ - 4.8, 4.0 and a dozen aftershocks. As a native Californian, I know these are not major, but still you really feel them when they're just a mile away from you. Anyway, since this is supposed to be about humor, here goes:
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drgonzo1969
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Ya those bastards hurt like hell when they bite. I got bit when I was a kid and also was scarred for life. I used to run like hell if one flew by hahahaI F$%^&*G HATE horseflies.
Was bit by one on the neck when I was a wee tad and subsequently scarred for life. Hate 'm.
Pauleo1214
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Director: Cut! That's not the line! Why are you getting out your wallet?!?!
Pauleo1214
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Damn girl, are you ..
A math book? Because you got a lot of problems surrounding your "x"!
A newspaper? Because you have a new issue every day!
A Windows Update? BECAUSE NOT NOW!
Sitting on the F5 Key? Because that butt is refreshing!
A math book? Because you got a lot of problems surrounding your "x"!
A newspaper? Because you have a new issue every day!
A Windows Update? BECAUSE NOT NOW!
Sitting on the F5 Key? Because that butt is refreshing!
RetiredUnit1
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
That is rude even by my standards.
Mentaltossflycoon
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K, will delete.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
No, keep it. I was just commenting. It's all fair game here.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Rats! Too late, and I already deleted it from my phone.
I'll find something else that similarly crosses another line soon enough.
I'll find something else that similarly crosses another line soon enough.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
How about this?Rats! Too late, and I already deleted it from my phone.
I'll find something else that similarly crosses another line soon enough.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Just like that!
Pauleo1214
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Do you think they'll have a white Bronco lead O.J's funeral procession?
