CONTEST: Chips

JamieJ

JamieJ

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I have a Caesar build already to go and happened to snag myself all the parts that I need including the PITA to get V3207D.

So when I won @fig ’s most recent contest I felt a built guilty as I don’t need these parts. I am not one for hoarding too many parts and as I don’t plan on building multiple Caesars I want to pay forward Tim’s good nature and pass the chips on to someone who needs them.

So we are going to have a new contest…

So if you want to take part in this contest then you need to submit your best joke to this thread.

I will choose the winner based on what I deem to be the funniest joke. Last entries are for Saturday at 12pm GMT. Bombs Away!
 
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JamieJ said:
I have a Caesar build already to go and happened to snag myself all the parts that I need including the PITA to get V3207D.

So when I won @fig ’s most recent contest I felt a built guilty as I don’t need these parts. I am not one for hoarding too many parts and as I don’t plan on building multiple Caesars I want to pay forward Tim’s good nature and pass the chips on to someone who needs them.

So we are going to have a new contest…

So if you want to take part in this contest then you need to submit your best joke to this thread.

I will choose the winner based on what I deem to be the funniest joke. Last entries are for Saturday at 12pm GMT. Bombs Away!
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This not a Joke but how do you know you don't have Duds?
 
Two old Italian gentlemen are sitting outside at a bistro in a small seaside town. One of them speaks:
"You know, when I was a young man, I used to build boats. I must have build half of the boats in this harbor. But do they call me 'Giuseppe the shipwright?' No."
He scowls and takes a sip of wine. Then he says:
"When I got too old for that, I took up painting. I have pictures hanging in most of the galleries in town. But do they call me 'Giuseppe the painter?' No."
He scowls, takes another sip of wine and there's a long pause.
"But you fuck one goat..."
 
Here’s one I came up with when I was in elementary school… (sorry if the formatting is wonky. The mobile version of the forum gets glitchy sometimes)


Q: What do trees and friends have in common?

A: They both fall down if you repeatedly hit them with an axe

Knock, knock...

Who’s There?

Not your friends, if you keep trying to chop them with an axe.

Q: What do Trees and friends have in common?

A: You have no more trees; You have no more friends.
 
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