Pedal Haiku

[Stickman393]

Help me, please help me
I'm drowning in PCBs
Hey, don't touch my tools.

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Ugh. Work. I hate work
Can't wait to go home and work
Yup. Work is pretty great.

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Jfets, fucking things
Whats the deal? Huh? What's the deal?
You break my circuit

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Good stuff, Stickman393!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Germanium rocks!
If only my Fuzz Face would
Work in the summer

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Germanium rocks!
If only my Fuzz Face would
Work in the summer

Get a mini fridge
Keep it in the studio
Just for the fuzzes

 

[Stickman393]

Germanium rocks!
If only my Fuzz Face would
Work in the summer

Refrigeration
Mechanic in the house here
I have an idea

How bout we rig up
A cooling tower and a
Plate heat exchanger?

Theoretically
Could get internal temps down
To wet bulb, ah shit

Goddammit, dew point
Psychrometrics ruining
My plans once again

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Looks like Stickman323 is working a long shift.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

What are vacuum tubes?
They're FETs that burn your fingers
But they sound so sweet

 

[Feral Feline]

"Germanium or
Silicon?" I asked. She said:
"You know they're fake, right?"

 

[Stickman393]

"Why build a pedal?"
They point at their shiny box.
"Modeling does that"

Me, prideful, before:
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lol you dumb"

Me, prideful, today:
"What? I can't hear through this sand...
Huh. It's dark down here"

 

[Matmosphere]

The search for the tone
Solder flies off the irons tip
Tubes will be pushed

 

[coltonius]

Holiday weekend,
Time to catch up on my builds.
Shit, a list of chores!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Fucking Post Office!
"In Transit, Arriving Late"
So what else is new?

 

[Dan M]

Build my own pedals
It will save me lots of cash
False promises made

 

[Paradox916]

Tim is closing in
Quick we need a distraction
Not safe here for long.

@Stickman393

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

My small bear order
Why hasn’t it shown up yet?
It shipped days ago

Please USPS
Don’t say you’ve lost my package
Some of it’s sold out!

 

[Stickman393]

I'll build some pedals
He said, needing a hobby
Help clear my mind-webs

Now, A CNC
And endless afternoon swears
Fucking piece of shit.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

I'll build some pedals
He said, needing a hobby
Help clear my mind-webs

Now, A CNC
And endless afternoon swears
Fucking piece of shit.

I want a machine
A nice CNC, but nay:
No room, and no cash

Maybe I’ll catfish
An old wealthy machinist!
Time for Onlyfans?

Send him fake feet pics
In exchange for CNC
Parts and assembly

Unethical? No!
Well… actually yeah, but still…
It’s a free machine!

 

[Stickman393]

I want a machine
A nice CNC, but nay:
No room, and no cash

Maybe I’ll catfish
An old wealthy machinist!
Time for Onlyfans?

Send him fake feet pics
In exchange for CNC
Parts and assembly

Unethical? No!
Well… actually yeah, but still…
It’s a free machine!

I see nothing wrong
Nothing unethical here
Nope. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

 

[fig]

I want a machine
A nice CNC, but nay:
No room, and no cash

Maybe I’ll catfish
An old wealthy machinist!
Time for Onlyfans?

Send him fake feet pics
In exchange for CNC
Parts and assembly

Unethical? No!
Well… actually yeah, but still…
It’s a free machine!

my irrelevance
it becomes painfully clear
googling what these words mean

 

[Stickman393]

my irrelevance
it becomes painfully clear
googling what these words mean