Cybertruck for Your Face

[genXslacker]

In case your Cybertruck isn't sending the world a clear enough signal that you're a douche, you can now get yourself some Specs from Snap.






I'm going to wear mine with my hat.

 

[jcpst]

CEO Evan Spiegel is betting consumers are so tired of looking at smartphone screens that they’ll

consider putting down their phone for a while.

If people are tired of phone screens, won’t they also be tired of having a screen an inch from their eyeballs, just always adding shit to their field of vision?

Ooh I love getting all worked up and cranky about douche bags, let’s go

 

[Big Monk]

I’ve found that the best antidote for using your phone too much is to not use your phone as much.

It’s not easy but it feels fucking fantastic.

If it is possible to use an app from your desktop, get that shit off your phone.

I’ve been still viewing some forums on my phone but took off IG and, believe it or not, Reverb.

Bury me alive before you put a chip in my brain or infinity scrolling IG on my face.

 

[jwin615]

D*ck pills and free bets ads for your eyeballs! Sign me up!

 

[genXslacker]

Ooh I love getting all worked up and cranky about douche bags, let’s go

I'm all in on the get-off-my-lawn lifestyle when it comes to consumer technology. My tolerance for detectable pitch correction and quantized drumming is zero. And generative AI is complete shit. I'm a John Prine/Bob Dylan guy at heart. If there's not a real human communicating something real in the music, I'm not at all interested.

took off IG and, believe it or not, Reverb.

I never did IG — because Zuck — but I hardly do Reverb anymore either. Ninety percent of it is some tool who thinks I'm going to pay them 95% of MSRP for their used pedal that's still in production. If I'm not saving at least 40%, I'd rather support the builder.

D*ck pills and free bets ads for your eyeballs! Sign me up!

Our whole economy is being reduced to gambling, porn, and boner tonics. I don't have anything against those things, except basing our whole future on them.

 

[jwin615]

Our whole economy is being reduced to gambling, porn, and boner tonics. I don't have anything against those things, except basing our whole future on them.

And here I was thinking it was based on fear, greed and deception. Pie on my face.
3 eeyone likes to joke about Idiocracy without considering the man behind the curtain. We have to finish the 1984/ various P.K.Dick works arch before Idiocracy can truly reign.
Unless you watch Idiocracy and acknowledge that the utopian world still exist but only for the ruling class who own all shares of Brawndo.

 

[jcpst]

I think it’ll work out ok for Upgrayedd.

 

[genXslacker]

And here I was ...

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Mike Judge was 500 years ahead of his time.

 

[genXslacker]

Mike Judge was 500 years ahead of his time.

The "doing nothing" bit from Office Space gets to the very heart of what I am in this universe. Or at least, want to be.

 

[Nostradoomus]

I’ve found that the best antidote for using your phone too much is to not use your phone as much.

It’s not easy but it feels fucking fantastic.

If it is possible to use an app from your desktop, get that shit off your phone.

I’ve been still viewing some forums on my phone but took off IG and, believe it or not, Reverb.

Bury me alive before you put a chip in my brain or infinity scrolling IG on my face.

For me it’s bury them alive, first and foremost. But, same.