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[Cybercow]

Her: We've had many disagreements.

Him: No we haven't.

 

[HamishR]

That's not a disagreement. That's just contradiction.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

"Well an argument’s not the same as contradiction."
"Can be."
"No it can’t. An argument’s a collective series of statements to establish a definite proposition."
"No it isn’t."
"Yes it is! It isn’t just contradiction."
"Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position."
"But it isn’t just saying, 'no it isn’t.'"
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn’t!"

- Monty Python

 

[Cybercow]

That's not a disagreement. That's just contradiction.

Is too! Just ask ask my pet bee . . . . Eric, the half-a-bee.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

"Are all your guitars named 'Eric'?"
"There's nothing so odd about that!"

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[coltonius]

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That looks like, “I don’t feel anything. I’m going to take a second bump.”

[30 minutes later]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

It's summer in Australia.

 

[darwin999]

A couple met at Miami Beach and fell in love. A few days later, they started discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over.

"It's only fair for me to warn you, Linda" he said. "I'm a passionate golf nut. I live ... eat ... sleep ... and breathe golf."

"Well," said Linda, "since you're being honest, so will I. OK, hmmm, well, I'm a hooker…"

"Oh, I see," he said pensively. After a pause, he quickly smiled and said "well, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

(from Rod Elliott)

 

[Pauleo1214]

@drgonzo1969

 

[Robert]

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Why do I feel like this is somehow a Klon reference?

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Robert]

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[bean]

Heard today.


"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Dementia Dan"

"Dementia Dan, who?"

"To get to the other side!"

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

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Not a microphone. It's a cordless Hitachi.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Honestly this costume haunts my soul much more than any Zombie or Pennywise ever could.

 

[drgonzo1969]

Not a microphone. It's a cordless Hitachi.

I wish I was a cordless hitachi

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

 

[Pauleo1214]

Why do I feel like this is somehow a Klon reference?

A better question is why have you not named any of your Klon style PCBs "Artax,"?

 

[Robert]

A better question is why have you not named any of your Klon style PCBs "Artax,"?

I immediately felt the same regret, then realized Acorn has already done it...

(But hey, that didn't stop them from squatting on the ADHD name, now did it?)