Chuck D. Bones
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To paraphrase Monty Python: It's a joke, not an English lesson.
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Pauleo1214
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There were a lot of hot singles waiting for me in my area until...
I installed adblock.
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A cowboy is riding through the plains with his Native American guide….
….after a time, the native dismounts, and puts his ear to the ground. As he stands up, he says,”Buffalo come.” The cowboy says,”How can you tell? Just from listening for their sounds? Or feeling vibrations through the earth?” The native says,”Ear sticky.”
The cowboy met his Indian guide a few days ago when the guide was laying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
The cowboy asks "What are you doing?"
Indian replies "Wagon convoy pass this way two days ago."
"Wow, you can tell that just from listening to the ground?"
"No," "Drove over neck."
….after a time, the native dismounts, and puts his ear to the ground. As he stands up, he says,”Buffalo come.” The cowboy says,”How can you tell? Just from listening for their sounds? Or feeling vibrations through the earth?” The native says,”Ear sticky.”
The cowboy met his Indian guide a few days ago when the guide was laying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
The cowboy asks "What are you doing?"
Indian replies "Wagon convoy pass this way two days ago."
"Wow, you can tell that just from listening to the ground?"
"No," "Drove over neck."
Chuck D. Bones
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Chuck D. Bones
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My High School was so small...
(how small was it?)
We had driver's education and sex education in the same car.
(how small was it?)
We had driver's education and sex education in the same car.
Pauleo1214
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Husband: Honey, did the vacuum cleaner get married?
Wife: What?!?!
Husband: It stopped sucking!
Wife: What?!?!
Husband: It stopped sucking!
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Chuck D. Bones
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I told my wife that the mailman had been bragging that he had sex with all of the women in the neighborhood except one.
She said "I'll bet it's that stuck-up bitch next door."
She said "I'll bet it's that stuck-up bitch next door."
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Chuck D. Bones
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Daylight Savings Time is nearly upon us.
Here's how Daylight Savings Time works: You take an hour from one end of the day and put it at the other end. It makes the day warmer and sunnier. Kinda like how moving your amp & speakers across the room makes it louder.
Here's how Daylight Savings Time works: You take an hour from one end of the day and put it at the other end. It makes the day warmer and sunnier. Kinda like how moving your amp & speakers across the room makes it louder.
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jimilee
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Beahahahaha. I had to read it twice, that’s hilarious.
Chuck D. Bones
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Took me a 2nd read as well.
Chuck D. Bones
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Chuck D. Bones
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I should have posted this on Thurs.
Pauleo1214
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A man has three girlfriends but he does not know which one to marry.
So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.
The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said "I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said "I'm investing this money for our future together because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.
The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said "I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much."
The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said "I'm investing this money for our future together because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.
jimilee
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Bwahahahahahahahaha
