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[Mentaltossflycoon]

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You think they're made with genuine castoreum or that imitation ass flavoring (aka vanilla)?

 

[jimilee]

 

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[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Time to bust out the Nativity Scenes!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I'm feeling the Holiday Spirit!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

The more you look, the more you see. The Manger has solar.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[JTEX]

Time to bust out the Nativity Scenes!
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This is right up my Eastern European alley!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I'll bet that rubber chicken could do a pretty good rendition of "Dream On."

 

[Pauleo1214]

I'll bet that rubber chicken could do a pretty good rendition of "Dream On."

Someone needs to yell "Freebird!" during one of its performances.

 

[jwin615]

I'll bet that rubber chicken could do a pretty good rendition of "Dream On."

How about Back in Black?

 

[drgonzo1969]

if you guys havent heard this......

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Just like an SNL sketch, it stopped being funny about 1/2 way thru.

How about another XMAS ornament?

 

[Pauleo1214]

So santa passes by a woman's house one year. She's wearing lingerie and asks Santa to stay.

"HO HO HO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO. GOT ALL THESE PRESENTS TO DELIVER YOU KNOW!"

Next year Santa stops by and the woman, wearing a very revealing number says, "Santa...stay!"

"HO HO HO GOTTA GO GOTTA GO. GOT ALL THESE PRESENTS TO DELIVER YOU KNOW!"

The third year Santa stops by again. The room is decked out in chains, whips, swings, and all sorts of paraphernalia and enough lube to put Diddy to shame. The woman, wearing nothing, opens up and says, "Santa!"

HEY HEY HEY! GOTTA STAY GOTTA STAY. CAN'T GET UP THE CHIMNEY WITH LITTLE SANTA THIS WAY!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

During my prostate exam, I asked my doctor where I should put my pants.

"Over there, by mine," was not the answer I was expecting.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Glasgow Nativity Scene

 

[Pauleo1214]

We know.

 

[Pauleo1214]