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HamishR said:
Don't wanna be that guy, but I think that's the third time that joke has come up on this thread! :ROFLMAO: Guess that's the problem with quality jokes... At least you told it well. Although in the original telling the guy was blind.
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At least someone is keeping tabs on 121 pages of jokes.... ;)
How about this one then, been here before?

When little Johnny was really young his Mum always warned him not to touch any girls private parts because there's teeth in there.

Later, in his adolescence and the hormones rising, getting a first serious girlfriend and all, his girlfriend is a bit irritated that Johnny doesn't really like to touch her 'there and everywhere'... "What's wrong...?"she asks.
Finally Johnny tells his Mum's warnings about the sharp as teeth.
His girlfriend:"That's ridiculous! Let me prove it to you...!"
And she opens wide and gives him good look into her fanny.
She says:"See: NO teeth!"

Johnny says:" No surprise given the state of those gums....!"
 
Guy finds a magic lamp, gives it a good rub, out comes the genie.
"You have one, onle ONE, wish free!"
The guy is already pretty well off, lovely gorgeous wife, sweet kids and all.
So he thinks hard, then:
"How about this: I want to come always exactly the same time as my wife!"
"Easy" says the genie and disappears into the lamp.

Three weeks later guy comes back, rubs the lamp hard, says pretty upset to the genie:
"I need you to undo that wish?"
Genie:"why, what's wrong, does it not work?"
Guy:"It works, alright! It's just pretty awkward at times! The other day I was playing cards with my mates, having a drink, and BOOM! out of nowhere I had just another orgasm...."
 
I took a psychology class when I was back in college. One of the lectures was on paranormal activity. Toward the end of the discussion, the professor asked the class if anyone had seen a ghost. About 20 people raised their hands. The he asked in anyone had ever touched a ghost. About 10 people raised their hands. Then he asked if anyone had ever made love to a ghost. One guy in the back raised his hand. The professor invited him up to the front. When he got there, the professor asked him to describe for the class what it was like to make love to a ghost. The guy got all embarrassed and blurted out "Oh, I thought you said 'goats'."
 
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