"… Oh my God Barry, look at that cat
It is so big, he looks like
One of those rescue guys' cats
But, ya know, who understands those rescue guys?
They only import them, because
They look like total pedigrees, okay?
I mean, his fur, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so long, it's like out there
I mean, uh, cool, look
He's just so, big!'
… I like BIG CATS and I cannot lie
You other pet-lovers can't deny
That when a cat walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a winking chocolate starfish in your face
You get clawed, want to grab that ruff
'Cause you noticed that cat-hair’s fluffed
Deep in the genes Snowball’s bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Barry, I wanna get a Himalayan
And take its picture where it's layin'
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that CAT Paul’s got makes (me warm & fuzzy)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-fur
You say they can be adopted my friends?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause Snowball's not average pedigree
I've seen them prancin'
To hell with puppy-pantin’
Snowball’s sweet, and yet
Got all his shots from the Vet
I'm tired of cat-fancy magazines
Sayin' short-hairs are the thing
Take the average black cat cross your path
Deja Vu strides forwards & back
So, felines (yeah) felines (yeah)
Has your cat got fluff? (Hell yeah)
Groom’em and rake it (rake it) rake it (rake it)
Rake that hairy fluff.