Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
These two women are out on the golf course. One of them tees up the ball and promptly shanks it into a foursome. One of the guys is hit. He groans and doubles over in pain, clutching both hands below the waist. The two women run over, all apologetic. The one who hit the ball approaches the injured man and tells him "I've very sorry I hurt you. I'm a physical therapist, and if you would allow me, I think I could relieve your pain."
The man reluctantly agrees, so the woman carefully loosens his belt and slides her hand inside his shorts. She gently massages him for several minutes and then asks "Now doesn't that feel better?"
The man replies "That was great, but my thumb is still killing me."
The man reluctantly agrees, so the woman carefully loosens his belt and slides her hand inside his shorts. She gently massages him for several minutes and then asks "Now doesn't that feel better?"
The man replies "That was great, but my thumb is still killing me."