The Hit Me mystery PIF thread

Just to be clear -- I didn't add the porn!

My dorky punchline was hidden in the fine print; Chris did not add that book. That pic was in my photo roll right after the pictures of the stuff he did send. Just seeing if people were paying attention. :)

Plot spoiler:
A terrorist smuggles bombs (hidden in dildoes) onto the plane. Gabriel, and fellow stewardess Ellen, thwart a hijacking-in-progress by making out, then seducing the would-be hijacker. He's so enraptured with the action, he gets distracted from his devious plan; the plane lands safely in St. Thomas and the hijacker is arrested. In the final chapter, our protagonists take a cruise from St. Thomas to San Juan which turns into an orgy.
 
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Full disclosure, my dorky punchline was hidden in the fine print; Chris did not add that book, if that wasn't clear. That pic was in my photo roll right after the pictures of the stuff he did send. Just seeing if people were paying attention. :)

Plot spoiler:
A terrorist smuggles bombs (hidden in dildoes) onto the plane. Gabriel, and fellow stewardess Ellen, thwart a hijacking-in-progress by making out, then seducing the would-be hijacker. He's so enraptured with the action, he gets distracted from his devious plan; the plane lands safely in St. Thomas and the hijacker is arrested. In the final chapter, our protagonists take a cruise from St. Thomas to San Juan which turns into an orgy.
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Full disclosure, my dorky punchline was hidden in the fine print; Chris did not add that book, if that wasn't clear. That pic was in my photo roll right after the pictures of the stuff he did send. Just seeing if people were paying attention. :)

Guess I finally have to own up to this. I never learned how to read. I'm just an ASI. Artifical Sub-Intelligence.
 
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Brian's getting them back 13 fold.

I wish I had 13 dildos to add to the box. A friend just discovered some vintage Doc Johnson while cleaning his deceased grandparents' house. He lives about 2 hrs. north, which is almost worth the drive to carry a joke way too far.

Box ahoy! On its way to Madbean.
I promise there's nothing obscene inside.

(This is what my friend found in his grandparents' luggage.) I did not include it in the box. I swear!
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I wish I had 13 dildos to add to the box. A friend just discovered some vintage Doc Johnson while cleaning his deceased grandparents' house. He lives about 2 hrs. north, which is almost worth the drive to carry a joke way too far.

Box ahoy! On its way to Madbean.
I promise there's nothing obscene inside.


Sweet, can't wait!

In March we had some roof and fascia repair done to the bean pod. Apparently someone had stuck 70's era porn mags in our rafters. Gotta wonder who else has owned this place and why they kept their reading material in the attic. Before you accuse - I've never even been up there in 14 years.
 
Finally, I have circled back! Apologies on the wait. I've been working on new projects the last couple weeks and as anyone who know me...I am incapable of multi-tasking.

Here are the numerous goods I received from our friend @xefned

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First, some snacks. Perfect as I have needed to re-stock the fallout bunker for a while. It's been getting pretty bare in there. Just cans of pineapple and a few 90's issues of Guitar Player.

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Next up a rather colorful mic and cable. It's actually more pinkish than orange as shown above. This is good timing since I am about to start an Only Fans. Now I just need a mic stand and also some stockings.

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And assortment of switches, transformers, knobs and something that must be for amps. I wouldn't know because I am only aware of circuit boards. I love big switches and I have several already so these will go in the pile to be used someday. The 3PDT are most generous.

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A mess of PCBs and parts! There's a Curds and Whey, Diamond Drive, Red Wolf, Shamwah, another PedalPCB one which I'm not sure what it is but includes a vactrol and a Dr. Phil. I'm esp. excited for the Curds, Wah and Dr. Phil. All stuff I already wanted to build.

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Next to last is a set of competition ping pong balls. These will be useful for the aforementioned Only Fans channel.


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Last up is a big surprise! A tube headphone amp!!! This is way cool. I've though of building one for the longest time but never got around to it. Now I have one. This one does have a busted tube but even a mook like me can remedy that. So cool.

Thanks so much to Matthew for his generosity. I'm really thrilled with all these goodies :)


So, I think that finally closes out this PIF thread. I think we'll start the next one in November before Thanksgiving. Sound good? Thank you to all that participated and made this a success!
 
Finally, I have circled back! Apologies on the wait. I've been working on new projects the last couple weeks and as anyone who know me...I am incapable of multi-tasking.

Here are the numerous goods I received from our friend @xefned

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First, some snacks. Perfect as I have needed to re-stock the fallout bunker for a while. It's been getting pretty bare in there. Just cans of pineapple and a few 90's issues of Guitar Player.

View attachment 76390

Next up a rather colorful mic and cable. It's actually more pinkish than orange as shown above. This is good timing since I am about to start an Only Fans. Now I just need a mic stand and also some stockings.

View attachment 76391

And assortment of switches, transformers, knobs and something that must be for amps. I wouldn't know because I am only aware of circuit boards. I love big switches and I have several already so these will go in the pile to be used someday. The 3PDT are most generous.

View attachment 76392

A mess of PCBs and parts! There's a Curds and Whey, Diamond Drive, Red Wolf, Shamwah, another PedalPCB one which I'm not sure what it is but includes a vactrol and a Dr. Phil. I'm esp. excited for the Curds, Wah and Dr. Phil. All stuff I already wanted to build.

View attachment 76393

Next to last is a set of competition ping pong balls. These will be useful for the aforementioned Only Fans channel.


View attachment 76394

Last up is a big surprise! A tube headphone amp!!! This is way cool. I've though of building one for the longest time but never got around to it. Now I have one. This one does have a busted tube but even a mook like me can remedy that. So cool.

Thanks so much to Matthew for his generosity. I'm really thrilled with all these goodies :)


So, I think that finally closes out this PIF thread. I think we'll start the next one in November before Thanksgiving. Sound good? Thank you to all that participated and made this a success!
Fun time everyone! Enjoyed participating and following along.
@bean, if we want to wrap by new years, maybe start on memorial day. :)
Also, DM the only fans deets when it's up. I love supporting local businesses.
 
Fun time everyone! Enjoyed participating and following along.
@bean, if we want to wrap by new years, maybe start on memorial day. :)
Also, DM the only fans deets when it's up. I love supporting local businesses.

I don't think we need to put a timeline on it. I'd rather start the next one around the season of giving (which to me is always November) and then let it just play out over however many months it takes.

I'll let you know about the OF. You may not be ready for the depravity on display.
 
Finally, I have circled back! Apologies on the wait. I've been working on new projects the last couple weeks and as anyone who know me...I am incapable of multi-tasking.

Here are the numerous goods I received from our friend @xefned

View attachment 76388

First, some snacks. Perfect as I have needed to re-stock the fallout bunker for a while. It's been getting pretty bare in there. Just cans of pineapple and a few 90's issues of Guitar Player.

View attachment 76390

Next up a rather colorful mic and cable. It's actually more pinkish than orange as shown above. This is good timing since I am about to start an Only Fans. Now I just need a mic stand and also some stockings.

View attachment 76391

And assortment of switches, transformers, knobs and something that must be for amps. I wouldn't know because I am only aware of circuit boards. I love big switches and I have several already so these will go in the pile to be used someday. The 3PDT are most generous.

View attachment 76392

A mess of PCBs and parts! There's a Curds and Whey, Diamond Drive, Red Wolf, Shamwah, another PedalPCB one which I'm not sure what it is but includes a vactrol and a Dr. Phil. I'm esp. excited for the Curds, Wah and Dr. Phil. All stuff I already wanted to build.

View attachment 76393

Next to last is a set of competition ping pong balls. These will be useful for the aforementioned Only Fans channel.


View attachment 76394

Last up is a big surprise! A tube headphone amp!!! This is way cool. I've though of building one for the longest time but never got around to it. Now I have one. This one does have a busted tube but even a mook like me can remedy that. So cool.

Thanks so much to Matthew for his generosity. I'm really thrilled with all these goodies :)


So, I think that finally closes out this PIF thread. I think we'll start the next one in November before Thanksgiving. Sound good? Thank you to all that participated and made this a success!
So, when’s this only fans going live, I like a good game of ping pong.
 
Hey, we got through 20 people in 8 months. That's not too bad.

I'm sorry that the box was mostly junk. The best items in there are the Luna bars and Ligma brand ping-pong balls. :ROFLMAO: They will make your Gen-Z nephews laugh inexplicably.

The mic and headphone amp were garage sale items. The seller told me, "I don't think that thing works." To which I silently replied, "Uh, yeah, there's a visibly broken tube." I figured I'd use it for the enclosure one day, but never did.

The unknown PedalPCB board is the Constrictor. ← ridiculously good compressor.
And the Curds&Whey needs no introduction. Everyone should go build one already.

I'm excited for the next round. I've already started a box to set aside fun things.
 
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