Sporran, and then in the artwork the switches could be the wee tassels on a dress sporran!
In Germany they refer to it as a Schottenrock which might work for rock players
If the circuit turns out to be really derivative…
Bare Cheek
And wasn’t it Stu G from delirious? Signature pedal to begin...
This might be a stupid idea and not really the spirit of what you want to do…
But I would buy/make a DI box - and stick it on the bottom of my board - and then run whatever I wanted into it.
Also - a link to this post from @music6000 should be added to the build docs…
https://forum.pedalpcb.com/threads/chop-shop-gain-not-working.5186/post-47046
I have one pedal I need to bug fix with a similar “pcb mounts tube upright, but lay it down with wires across the pcb” - squeal city - how have you managed it!!
I've seen someone who does that ... can't remember who but it was for sale on Basschat
and then the foot switches could sit in a enclosure about the size of the switches screwed/velcrowed onto the front of the pedalboard.