Christmas Eve PSA

[Locrian99]

For all you Santa’s out there I’m a bit late as a west coaster but man. Watch the ipa and food consumption. There is nothing worse than putting together an air hockey table when you’re half blitzed. Bloated as can be and just want to curl up and go to bed.

Just something to remember for next year.

 

[jwin615]

Different late adventures here in TN, where it's 130A and 55°... Saw some wasps today. Anyway.
Volunteered to smoke the turkey for the inlaws tomorrow. So santa->5 hr drive->inlaws. Leave by 1030A.
Does math...
F@*k. 2 AM ish
Okay. Cool can do. whatever...
Weather:
Rain from 2AM-~7AM
Solution.
Pie tin, steel screw and stacked magnets.


Hopefully holds up to the wind gusts but seems to teeter totter against the akorn well. We'll find out in a few hours.

I may *need* to ruin this turkey. The uncle that usually smoked it had a stroke. I may be doomed to be the turkey man for the next 20 years until my stroke...

 

[jwin615]

@Locrian99 good luck on the guy ever being level

 

[jwin615]

Different late adventures here in TN, where it's 130A and 55°... Saw some wasps today. Anyway.
Volunteered to smoke the turkey for the inlaws tomorrow. So santa->5 hr drive->inlaws. Leave by 1030A.
Does math...
F@*k. 2 AM ish
Okay. Cool can do. whatever...
Weather:
Rain from 2AM-~7AM
Solution.
Pie tin, steel screw and stacked magnets.
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Hopefully holds up to the wind gusts but seems to teeter totter against the akorn well. We'll find out in a few hours.

I may *need* to ruin this turkey. The uncle that usually smoked it had a stroke. I may be doomed to be the turkey man for the next 20 years until my stroke...

Still chugging. Still raining.
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Merry Christmas everyone

 

[steviejr92]

Merry Christmas everyone!!

 

[jimilee]

My ex wife: you’re not just tired, you’re drunk.
Me hugging the toilet from too many screwdrivers.
My ex: is that cause you’re tired too?

Merry Christmas everybody!