Pauleo1214
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What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.
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Chuck D. Bones
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A man & a woman meet at a bar and things start to get pretty friendly. Pretty soon she invites him over to her place and as they head out of the bar she tells him "I should warn you, I'm kinda kinky."
He responds "That's cool, I'm kinda kinky myself."
They get to her place, consume another round of drink and then she says "Excuse me while I go slip into something more comfortable."
About 20 minutes later she struts back into the living room in full dominatrix garb with handcuffs in one hand a whip in the other. The man gets up and says "I think I'll be going now."
She yells "What the fuck? We're just getting started."
He replies "Oh no, I'm finished. I already dumped in your purse."
He responds "That's cool, I'm kinda kinky myself."
They get to her place, consume another round of drink and then she says "Excuse me while I go slip into something more comfortable."
About 20 minutes later she struts back into the living room in full dominatrix garb with handcuffs in one hand a whip in the other. The man gets up and says "I think I'll be going now."
She yells "What the fuck? We're just getting started."
He replies "Oh no, I'm finished. I already dumped in your purse."
Pauleo1214
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Oldie but goodie. I like to swap out the purse for a tuba.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Ha ha ha, you probably have!
That reminds me of a completely different joke. The punchline goes: "Hey Bob, I found the guy who crapped in your tuba!"
That reminds me of a completely different joke. The punchline goes: "Hey Bob, I found the guy who crapped in your tuba!"
how can you tell you've hada rude house guest? they've pissed in the garbage, crapped in the tub and wiped thier arse with the shower curtain...
3 couples are at marriage conseling, 1 affluent, 1 middleish class and a last a real pair of red necks, the therapist asks the guys if they know what gets their spouse hot. The rich guy responds a bottle of chardonay, some Barry white and she's pretty revved up. the middle class guy says similar but with the pours her a rum and coke to go with Barry's crooning. The redneck chuckles and proclaims, after we finish I walk over and wipe it on hte drapes.. man she gets really hot after that!
3 couples are at marriage conseling, 1 affluent, 1 middleish class and a last a real pair of red necks, the therapist asks the guys if they know what gets their spouse hot. The rich guy responds a bottle of chardonay, some Barry white and she's pretty revved up. the middle class guy says similar but with the pours her a rum and coke to go with Barry's crooning. The redneck chuckles and proclaims, after we finish I walk over and wipe it on hte drapes.. man she gets really hot after that!
Pauleo1214
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I've been trying to find a clock made out of a potato
...ever since I had a meeting with my boss about arriving late for work and he told me "Get a potato clock"
...ever since I had a meeting with my boss about arriving late for work and he told me "Get a potato clock"
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
That went right over my head.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Say it out loud.
Pauleo1214
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Took about 8 tries before it registered.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
A woman is in the dentist's chair, and she nervously tells the dentist, "I think I'd rather have a baby than a root canal."
He responds "You need to decide which so I can adjust the chair properly."
He responds "You need to decide which so I can adjust the chair properly."
Pauleo1214
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Dave Grohl was just a baby back then! Like Jim Morrison before him, there are no photos of Kurt Cobain where he isn't stoned.
Pauleo1214
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What's leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe!
What do you call an ardvark that is three feet long?
A yardvark!
What's a prostitute's favorite spice?
Whoregano.
A shoe!
What do you call an ardvark that is three feet long?
A yardvark!
What's a prostitute's favorite spice?
Whoregano.
Pauleo1214
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Reminds me of one of my old build threads.
I'd like to speak to the manager...(GPCB Anxiety Disorder Drive)
Presenting the Obsessive Caren D(isorder)rive. I added the Afterblaster circuit to add a second boost to the pedal via a footswitch. It was a little tough to fit into a 1590B but it works! Enjoy!
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