PapaBear
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Hmm, all the writing looks like English to me, but I know nothing about cars!That has German written all over it
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Pauleo1214
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Japanese, actuallyThat has German written all over it
.One of my favorite Will Ferrell skits.
steviejr92
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Well I’ll be damned those radio knobs look awfully Volkswagen!Japanese, actually
One of my favorite Will Ferrell skits.
steviejr92
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Will Ferrell is amazing!Japanese, actually
One of my favorite Will Ferrell skits.
Pauleo1214
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2020 Civic Si. I would have bought a Type R but my wife told me there was no way in hell she'd be seen in that thing with me. To be fair, if I were her, there's no way in hell I'd be in that thing with me either.
steviejr92
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Nice interior dude! I had a 2011 i loved it!
Feral Feline
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You don't need TypeR anymore, there's voice dictation-to-print now.
The only VW knobs I recognise:
Vintage
Modern
The only VW knobs I recognise:
Vintage
Modern
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
What is that BRAKE HOLD button?
Is it for racing, or for sissies that can't stop on a hill?
Is it for racing, or for sissies that can't stop on a hill?
Pauleo1214
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Did you know William Shatner tried to start a line of women's lingerie?
Unfortunately Shatner Panties is a terrible brand name. Spock's Frocks is a winner though...Craptain's log.
Unfortunately Shatner Panties is a terrible brand name. Spock's Frocks is a winner though...Craptain's log.
Laundryroom David
Keyboard Cowboy 🤠
I had a WRX and my wife HATED it. Now we have an Outback, nobody’s happy and everything is much better.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?
They left the plunger in the toilet.
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Pauleo1214
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I never saw an Outback restaurant until I visited the US. We had a burger there at some airport - maybe San Francisco?
You don't want to eat in the outback here - it's all cheap sausage rolls and bad coffee. It's getting better but still, not good. You have to know someone who can cook.
A friend of ours is French and she and her husband drove up north along the west coast. Stopping off at a cafe up north (that's what we call it - up north!) she ordered a soy latte and a macchiato and the woman behind the counter laughed and said "You're up north now luv! Coffee comes black or white!" For those of you who may not know, that means with or without milk.
You don't want to eat in the outback here - it's all cheap sausage rolls and bad coffee. It's getting better but still, not good. You have to know someone who can cook.
A friend of ours is French and she and her husband drove up north along the west coast. Stopping off at a cafe up north (that's what we call it - up north!) she ordered a soy latte and a macchiato and the woman behind the counter laughed and said "You're up north now luv! Coffee comes black or white!" For those of you who may not know, that means with or without milk.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Ladies & Gentlemen, we now return you to our regularly scheduled program.
Pauleo1214
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Why is Metallica the safest band to listen to in the aurport?
Because they haven't set off a metal detector once since 1989.
What does James Bond's doorbell sound like?
Dong. Ding dong.
Because they haven't set off a metal detector once since 1989.
What does James Bond's doorbell sound like?
Dong. Ding dong.
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Pauleo1214
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One evening, a man is at home watching TV and eating peanuts...
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out..
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.
Pauleo1214
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A police officer knocked on my door last night and showed me a photo
"Excuse me sir, do you recognize this woman"
"Yes I do, that's my wife"
"It appears she was hit by a truck"
"Fair enough... but she has a great personality though"
"Excuse me sir, do you recognize this woman"
"Yes I do, that's my wife"
"It appears she was hit by a truck"
"Fair enough... but she has a great personality though"
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
He's on a roll...