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Mentaltossflycoon said:
Who the fuck needs a stronger tasting marmite? Every bite of food I've had with marmite had too much marmite on it.
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People have been known to say that about Vegemite too. But if you've grown up with Vegemite it doesn't taste so bad. It's made from "yeast extract", which I'm pretty sure is just a way of using up the crap which is strained from the wort when making beer. Here in Australia you add a shit-ton of salt, stick it in a jar and call it Vegemite. Used sparingly on toast it's actually pretty good.

But Marmite is horrible.
 
HamishR said:
People have been known to say that about Vegemite too. But if you've grown up with Vegemite it doesn't taste so bad. It's made from "yeast extract", which I'm pretty sure is just a way of using up the crap which is strained from the wort when making beer. Here in Australia you add a shit-ton of salt, stick it in a jar and call it Vegemite. Used sparingly on toast it's actually pretty good.

But Marmite is horrible.
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Never have I tried either
 
but in Japan, a similar product is pretty well loved, soy sauce and it's powdered press cake miso.... now we also can go with this lovely fungal on rye bread and..um... wuh... oooh...... the ....... COLORS!!!!

On the topic of recreationals and suc.. why do they call them roofies? shouldn't it be floories or introduction to my lawn? you never end up on the roof unless you were there BEFORE consuming...
 
Oh man I love soy sauce! I love it on filet steak. I stirfry a lot - I have a seasoned wok I have used for years and love my dark soy, light soy, semi-sweet soy, fish sauce, oyster sauce, kecap manis, sesame oil...

I learnt how to cook using a wok from TV chef Ken Hom. I loved his cooking shows, especially where he would add some sauces to a sizzling wok, smell the aromas of his cooking and declare "MMmmm, that smells...................................................nice!"
 
Deperduci said:
but in Japan, a similar product is pretty well loved, soy sauce and it's powdered press cake miso.... now we also can go with this lovely fungal on rye bread and..um... wuh... oooh...... the ....... COLORS!!!!

On the topic of recreationals and suc.. why do they call them roofies? shouldn't it be floories or introduction to my lawn? you never end up on the roof unless you were there BEFORE consuming...
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Maybe you already know this and are clowning around in this humorous thread, but... JIC

Roofie gets its name from Rohypnol (flunitrazepam), a benzodiazepine prescription pill that is one of the most common types of date-rape drugs.
Most date-rape drugs are called roofies even though they're not Rohypnol.
 
HamishR said:
Oh man I love soy sauce! I love it on filet steak. I stirfry a lot - I have a seasoned wok I have used for years and love my dark soy, light soy, semi-sweet soy, fish sauce, oyster sauce, kecap manis, sesame oil...

I learnt how to cook using a wok from TV chef Ken Hom. I loved his cooking shows, especially where he would add some sauces to a sizzling wok, smell the aromas of his cooking and declare "MMmmm, that smells...................................................nice!"
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I love cooking Asian cuisine as well, sure beats the peas and carrot flavorless fried rice you get from most Asian places here!
 
Feral Feline said:
Maybe you already know this and are clowning around in this humorous thread, but... JIC

Roofie gets its name from Rohypnol (flunitrazepam), a benzodiazepine prescription pill that is one of the most common types of date-rape drugs.
Most date-rape drugs are called roofies even though they're not Rohypnol.
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was just for the irony, like the fact I get a hot dog and 1 liter of coke or 30oz fountain soda and 2 donuts from a local convenience store and it cost $4.20....
 
What do you call a belt made out of lobsters?

A waist of good seafood!

The local circus had a competition to find the best contortionist.

So I entered myself and won!

Ray Charles goes to see the doctor.

Doctor said, "I got good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"

Ray says, "Give me the bad."

Doctor says, "Well Mr. Charles because of your diabetes we have to amputate your left leg."

Ray, "Damn. Well what's the good news?"

Doctor clears his throat and sings, "Uh huh, uh huh, you got the right one baby!"

What has sunglasses and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
 
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