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[cooder]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I was dating a girl in college and she told me that she lost her virginity in high school. I told her "That's ok, Honey, as long as you still have the box it came in."

 

[cooder]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

[cooder]

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Ever wonder what happens if you put a chameleon in front of a mirror?

 

[cooder]

Alligators can live up to a 100 years.

That's why there's a chance that it will see you later.

 

[drgonzo1969]

Alligators can live up to a 100 years.

That's why there's a chance that it will see you later.

So crocodiles probably live for like 75 years since they will see you in a while?

 

[jessenator]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

For your consideration: the top 10 memes I’ve found this week

 

[PapaBear]

 

[Pauleo1214]

For your consideration: the top 10 memes I’ve found this week
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Not a joke but the Ed.Gein comic reminds me of one of my favorite Blind Melon songs I haven't listened to in a while.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[jwin615]

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Why are they both Boomhauer?

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

That guy speaks way too clearly for Boomhauer. Dang ol' Boomhauer sound like 'iss.

 

[Pauleo1214]

That guy speaks way too clearly for Boomhauer.

One for the drummers.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

That was pretty damned cool.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Also, get a rope.

 

[jwin615]

That guy speaks way too clearly for Boomhauer. Dang ol' Boomhauer sound like 'iss.

Thank dat der ole um turkey an tha der em ol Kern haven these here gooodn ole n blankenets.