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[RetiredUnit1]

So I was que'ing some burgers today when Free Bird came on....

I could have sworn the crowd was yelling "FREE BURGERS"

Makes a lot more sense you know.......

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

When aliens cruise past Earth, they probably lock their doors.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[cooder]

 

[RetiredUnit1]

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I'd like to point out that those bottles are still capped!

 

[JTEX]

I'd like to point out that those bottles are still capped!

One can't even trust a joke anymore these days

 

[jwin615]

I'd like to point out that those bottles are still capped!

That's to keep the butt smoke in.

 

[HamishR]

I always put the crown seal back on a beer I've had. It's called respect.

 

[RetiredUnit1]

I always put the crown seal back on a beer I've had. It's called respect.

I've switched to Vodka and water, or Whiskey. Right when I turned 66 AllOfAsudden beer started tasting really bad. I miss it.....

 

[spi]

I've switched to Vodka and water, or Whiskey. Right when I turned 66 AllOfAsudden beer started tasting really bad. I miss it.....

Vodka and water? Rain water I hope? Are you concerned about your purity of essence?

 

[drgonzo1969]

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That what literally my first rig when I was just getting started with guitar hahaha. I was 11 or 12 years old. Minus the beers haha I didn’t start drinking those until I was 14

 

[RetiredUnit1]

Vodka and water? Rain water I hope? Are you concerned about your purity of essence?

Well I have a fridge with the cococoir water filter and ice crusher. Superfast refills and very good water. The town I'm in has spring water, which is VERY good straight from the faucet. The filter removes the chlorine. I like the whiskey better but the price pretty high.....

edited: that said I'm getting ready to dump a few hundred$$$ on whiskey tomorrow, lol. Special occasions like Thanksgiving.....

 

[HamishR]

If you like whiskey or whisky where I live you pretty much have to drop a few hundred dollars to get something worth drinking. I was in NYC in 2019 and couldn't believe how cheap alcohol was. I just poured myself a small single malt 15 minutes ago and it's a "cheap" one - around Aust$70. Wild Turkey Rare Breed is around Aust$100. And I don't actually like it so much as it happens!

 

[finebyfine]

If you like whiskey or whisky where I live you pretty much have to drop a few hundred dollars to get something worth drinking. I was in NYC in 2019 and couldn't believe how cheap alcohol was. I just poured myself a small single malt 15 minutes ago and it's a "cheap" one - around Aust$70. Wild Turkey Rare Breed is around Aust$100. And I don't actually like it so much as it happens!

Dang Wild Turkey Rare Breed is like $70AUD in the US. I think I could find a bottom shelf single malt for $45AUD

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I read that, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden.

How the Hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?

 

[cooder]

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.

 

[cooder]

82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[cooder]

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

 

[jimilee]

Son: Dad, I think I’m going to go into organized crime.

Dad: Government or public sector?