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[Pauleo1214]

If they treat Justin like they treated Piper then he's in for a real good time!

With enough baby oil, it's possible.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Dude, Where's My Dildo? (Video 2002) | Comedy, Adult

1h 20m

m.imdb.com

*SPOILERS* Diddy took it!

 

[Nostradoomus]

nice try, diddy

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[tegendemuur]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

There outta be a meme that combines Diddy & BMP.

 

[drgonzo1969]

does diddy do muff?

 

[Pauleo1214]

does diddy do muff?

Stevie Wonder couldn't tell you one way or the other.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Pauleo1214]

Ok pizza. A bit too oily. 7/10.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[spi]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

I only need this part of the quote.

 

[Pauleo1214]

A man goes in for a colonoscopy

The man gets undressed and the doctor says, "I can't believe I'm about to say this, and it is certainly unprofessional, but I have to say that you have the most perfect ass I've seen in my entire life! You should be proud!"

The man awkwardly responds, "thanks?"

The doctor continues, "mind if I numb it a bit before the procedure?"

Man says, "uhh, okay?"

The doctor takes a deep breath, leans in, puts his face between the man's butt cheeks and goes, "num num num num num."

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

I thought I was clever getting a rug that looked like a giant Ouija board.

Until the Roomba summoned a demon.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

A man goes in for a colonoscopy

The man gets undressed and the doctor says, "I can't believe I'm about to say this, and it is certainly unprofessional, but I have to say that you have the most perfect ass I've seen in my entire life! You should be proud!"

The man awkwardly responds, "thanks?"

The doctor continues, "mind if I numb it a bit before the procedure?"

Man says, "uhh, okay?"

The doctor takes a deep breath, leans in, puts his face between the man's butt cheeks and goes, "num num num num num."

A slightly less disgusting version involves a gynecologist.