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[Chuck D. Bones]

I asked an Irish farmer what would be the quickest way to Cork.

He asked "Are you walking or driving?"

I replied "Driving."

"That would be the quickest way" he said.

 

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[Pauleo1214]

I believe the whale is also known as Vince McMahon.

 

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[Pauleo1214]

What does Popeye use for anal sex?

Olive Oyl.

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Why did Popeye punch the pope?

Because he was going to Mount Olive.

Why is Popeye nicknamed Pimento?

Because he comes in Olive!

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

"I yam Popeye of Borg. Youse will be akskrimmelgrated!"

 

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[Feral Feline]

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Here comes Santa Clause, Here comes Santa Clause…

**CLEAN UP IN HOUSEWARES AISLE, CLEAN UP IN HOUSEWARES AISLE**

 

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[PapaBear]

Fonts Matter

 

[HamishR]

Clint Eastwood has to be careful for exactly the same reason.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Fonts Matter

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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....

 

[drgonzo1969]

mmmmmm.... my favorite kind of lights

 

[Chuck D. Bones]