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jimilee · Oct 30, 2025

IYKYK

Nostradoomus · Nov 2, 2025

jwin615 · Nov 2, 2025

HamishR · Nov 2, 2025

I have a nut allergy. They make my strings feel spaced out.

Chuck D. Bones · Nov 5, 2025

If you're ever being chased by a pack of taxidermists, don't play dead!

Chuck D. Bones · Nov 5, 2025

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Chuck D. Bones · Nov 7, 2025

jwin615 · Nov 7, 2025

I prefer this one.

I put a similar sign behind the 7 Tesla I tend to(in the area that it would pull a hammer out of your hand, through the wall and likely projectile it through the wall on the other side of the magnet).

Chuck D. Bones · Nov 8, 2025

Yesterday, I saw a guy carrying a screaming toddler across the grocery store parking lot. When he spotted me looking at him, he said "He's mine, I'm not stealing him." Before I could reply, he added "If I was going to take a kid, it definitely wouldn't be this little asshole!"

Chuck D. Bones · Nov 12, 2025

During the final exam, a police recruit was asked "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

"Call for backup" he replied.

tegendemuur · Nov 12, 2025

Been watching a collection of Tex Avery (creator of MGM's Droopy and that horny wolf) shorts. Amusing dated gags. This one's from "The House of Tomorrow" (1949), which has dedicated entrances for different members of the family.