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A blonde woman is sick of all those blonde jokes. She dyes her hair dark brown.
Takes a drive over the country side, spots a farmer on a paddock looking after his flock of sheep.
She says to him:"I bet I can tell you exactly how many sheep there are on the paddock. Can I have one if I get it right?"
Farmer is stumped and agrees.
She takes a good look and a minute and says: "there are exactly 87 sheep!"
Farmer is impressed, she's right and takes one.
Farmer says:"well now... can I have my dog back if I correctly guess your original hair colour...?"
 
This farmer decides he needs to diversify, so he buys 20 ewes to raise for wool. After a year, things are going great and he decides to expand his flock. He asks a neighboring farmer about the best way to get the sheep to reproduce. The neighbor tells him that artificial insemination is the best way to ensure a healthy flock. The farmer misunderstands about artificial insemination and takes it to mean that he is supposed to shag the sheep himself. He's a bit shy about the whole idea, so for some privacy he loads the sheep up into his truck, drives them to the woods and shags each and every one of them. Then he loads them back up and drives them back to the farm. The next day he asks his neighbor how to tell if the sheep are pregnant. The neighbor tells him that they will be rolling in the grass. The next morning he asks his wife to take a look out the window and see if the sheep are rolling in the grass. She tells him that they're all standing around grazing. So he figures he'd better try again. Later that day, he loads them all up in the truck, drives them out to the woods and shags them all again. The next morning he asks his wife to take a look out the window and see if the sheep are rolling in the grass. She tells him "no, but they are doing the most peculiar thing. they're all in the back of the truck except one of them is in the cab honking the horn."
 
Man comes home finds his wife lightly dressed in the lounge.
She whispers in his ear: "do you want to see 20 bucks all crumbled up?"
"Uhhmmm yeah..."
She fiddles in her negligee and draws out 20 dollar bill all crumbled up.
She says:"do you want to see 50 bucks all crumbled up?"
He gets excited about this game, she fumbles 50 bucks out of her panty hose and heaves a sigh.
"Do you want to see 50000 bucks all crumbled up?"
He frothes at the bit, "heck yeah...!"
She says:"go check the garage..."
 
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