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jessenator
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while on sweetwater I saw this top featured
reminds me of
reminds me of
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Feral Feline
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Who’s a bad doggie?
Say “WOOF!”
tegendemuur
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"Good News Eindhoven" ... Sure, I'd read that shit. Fuck that escalating stream of misery being forced down our throat 24/7.
"Welcome in our Church" ... Goddamnit.
"Welcome in our Church" ... Goddamnit.
tegendemuur
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It takes a bit of pixel hunting...
(Funny only without context, but for those who care, the theological reasoning makes sense; tldr: Jesus was born to die... https://biblescienceguy.wordpress.com/2020/12/02/christmas-spoiler-alert/)
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RetiredUnit1
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What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless!
Homeless!
Nostradoomus
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April 30th, huh? Well….
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Real Estate Jargon Decoded:
- Charming - outdated, plan on redoing the kitchen & bathroom (yes, there's only one).
- Cozy - everything inside is small & cramped, built before tiny houses were efficient and cool.
- Lots of sunlight - plan on a large electric bill for running the AC non-stop.
- Motivated seller - seller is desperate, but not desperate enough to reduce the price.
- Up and coming neighborhood - don't go out after dark.
- Lots of character - is this the Winchester Mystery House? No, but they both must have had the same designer.
- Must see inside - because the outside is a total disaster.
- Back on the market - nobody wants this house.
- Near schools - traffic jams and noisy children between 8:00 & 9:00, 2:30 & 3:30
- Seasonal creek - backs up to a drainage ditch which overflows when it rains. Plan on purchasing flood insurance.
- Nearby park - plan on parking 2 blocks away on weekends because soccer moms will be blocking your driveway.
- Hidden Gem / Diamond in the Rough - deferred maintenance, broken windows, might be haunted.
- Waterfront property - don't plan on swimming or boating here, it's just a swamp. Bring plenty of mosquito repellent.
- Peek-a-boo view of ocean, mountains, etc. - you have to stand on the toilet and peer out the bathroom window over a sea of satellite dishes.
- Needs TLC - shithole.
- Fixer - bring a bulldozer.
RetiredUnit1
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Nothing like the smell of a hot AB763!!!
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
With a hint of fried carbon comp-screen resistors and boiling electrolyte.
tegendemuur
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Made a photo, but can't find it anymore. There was a sticker like this in a bathroom at work. Kept thinking why it was there... It made no sense. Until, days later, I finally got it...
It's an anti-fart statement.
Edit: Ah, found it.
It's an anti-fart statement.
Edit: Ah, found it.
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RetiredUnit1
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Back in 1975 when I had a job at Jiffy gas, there was a sign on the bathroom wallMade a photo, but can't find it anymore. There was a sticker like this in a bathroom at work. Kept thinking why it was there... It made no sense. Until, days later, I finally got it...
It's an anti-fart statement.
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"We provide these facilities because we aim to please, so when you use them PLEASE AIM"
tegendemuur
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Damn, gas station toilets are something else entirely.
A subset of people turn feral behind closed public doors. Here they try to reason with them via silly labels like this.
