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tegendemuur said:
Damn, gas station toilets are something else entirely.

A subset of people turn feral behind closed public doors. Here they try to reason with them via silly labels like this.

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Yup, normal people do crazy stuff that they'd never do at home just because "It's a gas station".

Occasionally I had to do cleanup with a chlorinated mop *on the walls*... Ugh.

I no longer have a gag reflex. After that nothing bothers me.
 
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RetiredUnit1 said:
Yup, normal people do crazy stuff that they'd never do at home just because "It's a gas station".

Occasionally I had to do cleanup with a chlorinated mop *on the walls*... Ugh.

I no longer have a gag reflex. After that nothing bothers me.
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I managed a Cafe back in college that had 2 single occupant genderless bathrooms. One day someone vomited all over the walls and floor of one right around the moment that someone else took a fat shit on the floor in the other. Humans are disgusting.

This was a somewhat wealthy area, downtown waterfront condos with attached marina.
 
Mentaltossflycoon said:
I managed a Cafe back in college that had 2 single occupant genderless bathrooms. One day someone vomited all over the walls and floor of one right around the moment that someone else took a fat shit on the floor in the other. Humans are disgusting.

This was a somewhat wealthy area, downtown waterfront condos with attached marina.
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The incident with the wall was a result of the elementary kids from the school across the street making "art" with their poo. After that they were banned!

And I wish that was a joke, but noooOOOOoOOOooo
 
I am guilty of unleasing the fury a ft too early in a public restroom. Not intentionally. 3 minutes earlier my stomach started rolling. 1 minute earlier, cold sweats.
It was bad. Worst ever. I would have just defaulted on my mortgage if I had done that at home.
My point is, it's not always intentional. Sometimes you just have a bad day. I didn't go to class that night. I just went home.
 
Chuck D. Bones said:
Real Estate Jargon Decoded:
  • Charming - outdated, plan on redoing the kitchen & bathroom (yes, there's only one).
  • Cozy - everything inside is small & cramped, built before tiny houses were efficient and cool.
  • Lots of sunlight - plan on a large electric bill for running the AC non-stop.
  • Motivated seller - seller is desperate, but not desperate enough to reduce the price.
  • Up and coming neighborhood - don't go out after dark.
  • Lots of character - is this the Winchester Mystery House? No, but they both must have had the same designer.
  • Must see inside - because the outside is a total disaster.
  • Back on the market - nobody wants this house.
  • Near schools - traffic jams and noisy children between 8:00 & 9:00, 2:30 & 3:30
  • Seasonal creek - backs up to a drainage ditch which overflows when it rains. Plan on purchasing flood insurance.
  • Nearby park - plan on parking 2 blocks away on weekends because soccer moms will be blocking your driveway.
  • Hidden Gem / Diamond in the Rough - deferred maintenance, broken windows, might be haunted.
  • Waterfront property - don't plan on swimming or boating here, it's just a swamp. Bring plenty of mosquito repellent.
  • Peek-a-boo view of ocean, mountains, etc. - you have to stand on the toilet and peer out the bathroom window over a sea of satellite dishes.
  • Needs TLC - shithole.
  • Fixer - bring a bulldozer.
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I'm looking for whatever would describe "Residential area plagued by donorcycles and other loud engines"
 
Feral Feline said:
Why didn't you want them banned?
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I wanted to ban them originally but my boss said no. Until she saw the "art", which I wish was a joke but wasn't. I didn't discover it till closing and she opened the next day. I had left her a note but she still called to see if I could come in for some overtime to clean. If she hadn't been so hot I would have said no, but Vilma was about as hot an Italian girl as you can imagine, lol.
 
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