MichaelW's just proof that you can have a lot of knobs and still work a pedal without needing names.
Quite a number of people on other forums complain about funky nomenclature on pedals (Milk Box is a great example), but they even complain when it's a three knob pedal labelled, I don't know I'll make something up:
THRUST ALTITUDE AFTERBURNER
Well, if you like "Gain Tone & Volume", that's your prerogative — don't buy my pedal with
THRUST ALTITUDE & AFTERBURNER written next to the pots... Gee I wonder what each of those control-labels could be? I don't know, it's so hard to figure out. My brain hurrrrtsss...