Tis the season…
... I mean... the cusp of Spring of course, when the vacuum cleaner floweth over.
I thought I'd do the Dog-hair Shuffle (used to be the Cat-hair Shuffle) to save the vacuum-cleaner some stress;
For those who may not know it (doubtful that for this crowd) —
the Dog/Cat-hair Shuffle's where you wear your slippers/sneakers/whatever-rubber-soled-shoes to skid-kick the carpet, and it reveals what otherwise can't be seen. Here's the results, Sasha inspecting my pre-vacuuming removal of her hard work...
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Thing is, AFTER doing the Dog-hair Shuffle and picking up the balled bunches of hair by hand, subsequent vacuuming still left the vacuum-cleaner's receptacle completely clogged. Nobody needs/wants to see that, so no photo, but you could fill a fanny-pack with it, packed.
Trying to prevent the overtaxed vacuum-cleaner's complete collapse from Sasha's carpet-bombing, we try to comb/brush her out.
To say Sasha's unimpressed with being groomed is an understatement.
The sulking Treat-Monster below, with a flea-comb used to remove the short-hair covering on her shins — No fleas here, but the flea-comb works best for her legs. The hair in hand is from three (3) short strokes with the comb, then it's clogged and can't pick up any more hair.
Even so, we're still cleaning up clumps off the carpet.
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We've got other curry-combs and brushes for different parts of her anatomy — for instance, her rump and rear-thighs are nappier than a frizzed out perm from a beauty-school dropout. Her mane is 3–4 times longer than her torso's hair, requiring a brush with broadly-spaced tines. Yadda's.
It's like chipping away at an iceberg with a toothpick. Constantly attacking her throughout the day a minute at a time, and vacuuming every day.
We've collected enough hair from combing her to fill a paper grocery bag and the 2nd one's 3/4 full already. I've thrown out probably 3x as much from unclogging the vacuum-cleaner.
This happens twice per year, not just spring.
The collected hair is put to good use — felting for art projects, making dryer-balls (adding essential oils to them) instead of using commercial dryer-sheets, and a bunch of other useful things that I can't remember right now, for shed's sake.
HAIR D' HAIR HAIR
Spring is in the air, and so is Sasha's Hair,
It's on the carpet and everything I wear.
It's in my beard and in my soup,
swimming in my milk, floating in m'coffee.
If I stopped to look behind me,
I swear I'd see it even in my poop.