Laundryroom David
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People are just dyin’ to get into that one
🎶 Oh Give Me a Home 🎶
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Pauleo1214
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Grandma never missed an episode of Desperate Housefires.
If Henry VIII's sixth wife was Ivana Trump.
When little Johnny turned six, he ran away to join the neighbors.
The staircase is the ideal place for children to overhear the collapse of their family.
We call this look, 'Garage Sale Tsunami.'
If Henry VIII's sixth wife was Ivana Trump.
When little Johnny turned six, he ran away to join the neighbors.
The staircase is the ideal place for children to overhear the collapse of their family.
We call this look, 'Garage Sale Tsunami.'
jimilee
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Jesus, is this all the same house???
Pauleo1214
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If it was, it would have been sold way before it listed.
Guaranteed to happen in 1 out of every 2 households!
Forgo the need for deodorizers by assaulting your guests' other senses!
With skilled use of image-editing software, realtors can now make houses look worse!
The spare bedroom features a lingering, stunned, silence.
Deleted scene from "Clash of the Titans" where the Minotaur emerges from the bathroom and asks if that was the last of the toilet paper.
When you're done here, you can vacuum the garden.
Mentaltossflycoon
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I heard the new owner is a fan of the film and is happy about having Goonies lurking about his home. I had a friend who wanted to check it out when we were in town for a gig and man... what an underwhelming roadside attraction.
They screamed "hey youuuuu guyyys!" In my face and thought it was pretty clever.....
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Pauleo1214
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I'm in the middle of excel hell so third time's the charm for distracting myself.
It's called a sh*tchen!
I knew you'd love it honey. I got Tom Selleck towels too!
It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes.
If the 1870's happened in the 1980's.
Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room. Tres chic!
The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944.
It's called a sh*tchen!
I knew you'd love it honey. I got Tom Selleck towels too!
It would be possible to blame Accidental Selfie Syndrome were it not for the room-by-room costume changes.
If the 1870's happened in the 1980's.
Interior design influencers are already predicting a strong year for images of dogs printed on a towel hung over the only window in a wooden room. Tres chic!
The perfect beachside property in which to relive the Allied Normandy Landings of 1944.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Pauleo1214
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Cozy room makes it impossible to get up from the wrong side of the bed!
Depending on the mailman's accuracy, the bills might go where they belong!
Positive: It saves space. Negative: You must wear a hardhat when nature calls.
Depending on the mailman's accuracy, the bills might go where they belong!
Positive: It saves space. Negative: You must wear a hardhat when nature calls.
Pauleo1214
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MEOWOWZA!
What happens when you can't find the remote?
Your guests will never be at a loss for words.
What happens when you can't find the remote?
Your guests will never be at a loss for words.
Pauleo1214
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Pauleo1214
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It's too late for Lysol, this looks quite established.
The apocalypse happened. Fortunately it was confined to this bathroom.
Make sure your Christmas decorations make the 5 o' clock news!
The apocalypse happened. Fortunately it was confined to this bathroom.
Make sure your Christmas decorations make the 5 o' clock news!
RetiredUnit1
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My huskies had six puppies, I'd spend an hour cleaning the room and let them back in, this is what the room looked like five minutes later.... I was hoping for 'cute' puppies, not godzilla puppies.......
Pauleo1214
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@fig needs to find a home soon. I'm going mad from scrapping together dream listing photos.
The upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
So we use this fireplace to store wood for the fire we don't have.
Is this feng shui for we haven't had visitors since 2007?
Honey! I found the perfect place fo the wall mounted naked, limbless, gender-neutral toddler dolls!
The upstairs gets pretty messy in the fall.
So we use this fireplace to store wood for the fire we don't have.
Is this feng shui for we haven't had visitors since 2007?
Honey! I found the perfect place fo the wall mounted naked, limbless, gender-neutral toddler dolls!
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jeffwhitfield
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Move to Dallas. It’s fun here. Plus, it would be nice to have some friends from the DiY community here. 
It’s no secret that my wife and I have been looking for a new home for quite some time. We probably know the comprehensive market of our 3-state region better than most licensed realtors ( hey it’s my narrative ).
Along the way, we’ve come across everything from drop-dead gorgeous homes, to who-dropped-dead-in-there? With the onslaught of covid, monkeypox, zebra-skin, and ducktail diseases…we’ve limited our cursory searches to the interweb, where one goes for nearly everything these days *sigh*.
I recently started screenshotting….shotscreening…taking pictures of my, in what we‘ve come to call “The Picture of the Day”, because labelling things gives them a pseudo purpose.
All of the pictures are actual images taken from MLS listings. Anyway, as we find ‘em, I’ll add ‘em. Maybe YOU are in a similar situation? Feel free!
First up…this was not the house we were considering, but was next door.
Anything come to mind?
jimilee
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I’m sorry, we have a strict code of anonymity in the diy community. It’s only head nods in public.Move to Dallas. It’s fun here. Plus, it would be nice to have some friends from the DiY community here.
Mentaltossflycoon
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We need a secret gesture/ gang sign. Maybe when we encounter another diyer, we pantomime that we're squinting at something tiny in our hands.
Pauleo1214
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How about we stomp on the ground and start playing air guitar while voicing whatever effect we want? Dibs on PLL if only so I can say beep beep boop blorp blaaaaaah woowoowoowoo.