🎶 Oh Give Me a Home 🎶

[fig]

I need to pull out some more interesting pics, but we are actually narrowed to two houses atm…the are on the same barrier island, though on opposite ends. Sort of like Gilligan’s other side of the Island, but without the groovy lagoon, where the Mosquitos played a gig…..wha…oh yes…we may contact a realtor and make an offer!

 

[Feral Feline]

That's a shower stall...

 

[fig]

Just saw this description….

Possible ending….stupid enough to want to ‘sweat’ some equity too

Anyone else?

 

[SillyOctpuss]

Just saw this description….

Possible ending….stupid enough to want to ‘sweat’ some equity too

Anyone else?

This deserves more than one laughing face

 

[Pauleo1214]

Tastefully decorated with a "I lick you, you lick the baby" painting.



This is the poltergeist room. Go ahead try to move a chair.




The bathroom floor is accented with a triple nipple mermaid tile inlay. Timeless.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Tastefully decorated with a "I lick you, you lick the baby" painting.
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This is the poltergeist room. Go ahead try to move a chair.

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The bathroom floor is accented with a triple nipple mermaid tile inlay. Timeless.

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I was trying to pick the most unsettling of the three and I couldn't.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

oh my. the triple nipple water nymph is quite the masterful surrealistic post-surrealist figure study

 

[jimilee]

Tastefully decorated with a "I lick you, you lick the baby" painting.
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This is the poltergeist room. Go ahead try to move a chair.

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The bathroom floor is accented with a triple nipple mermaid tile inlay. Timeless.

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Somebody meant that shit. They said this needs to be forever.

 

[Deperduci]

to misquote Dan Glover... I'm to sober for this sh!T!!

 

[Pauleo1214]

The pinnacle of 1970's carpeted chic!


The extra long cow is hoping those aren't hamburgers.


The ceremony begins at midnight.



And she's climbing the stairway to....

 

[giovanni]

Omg where did you find this place?!?

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

The pinnacle of 1970's carpeted chic!
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The extra long cow is hoping those aren't hamburgers.
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The ceremony begins at midnight.

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And she's climbing the stairway to....
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I've definitely pissed in a stairwell but there was never a toilet. How convenient.

 

[Pauleo1214]

You don't need natural light, or happiness.


The bloody footprints will be cleaned up later, probably.



The chandelier comes attached to a rake attached to a step ladder. Tres chic!

 

[Locrian99]

$450,000 for a functional meth lab in Portland ain't bad.

How's the neighborhood?

It’s all fun and games until you shop for a house in this market. This one’s not bad, the three homeless guys on the sidewalk out front do a great job up keeping their tents. And only 750,000$.

In all seriousness though I live in the farm country outside Portland, and only go there for concerts .

 

[Pauleo1214]

@fig , how goes the hunt?

Let's be optimistic. Perhaps it says surprise my coconut.

Pet friendly. Pig not included.

The poo-sibilities are endless!

 

[fig]

@fig , how goes the hunt?

The hunting is dandy, it's the finding we're having trouble with, though with features like the above it seems the market is in prime position.

 

[Pauleo1214]

With so many great places, with so many great features, I'm astounded anyone is having trouble finding their new home.


The owner was kind enough to leave this artwork with the place. I believe it's called "Weening Whippet".


The owners are "firm on price".



What do you mean this mural's "off-putting?"

 

[PapaBear]

@fig , how goes the hunt?

Let's be optimistic. Perhaps it says surprise my coconut.
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Pet friendly. Pig not included.
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The poo-sibilities are endless!
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Can't imagine stumbling drunk into that bathroom to pee

 

[Pauleo1214]

Can't imagine stumbling drunk into that bathroom to pee

Imagine walking into this one. A lot was done to make it a happier place.


Script idea: Mary Antoinette time travels to the 1990's and moves in with a monkey pirate.


At least the neighbors will be quiet...I think.


One of the selling points of this home is the mirror mounted sharkzooka.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Imagine walking into this one. A lot was done to make it a happier place.
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Script idea: Mary Antoinette time travels to the 1990's and moves in with a monkey pirate.
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At least the neighbors will be quiet...I think.
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One of the selling points of this home is the mirror mounted sharkzooka.
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If that sharkzooka is a potato gun, I'd make an offer.