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This guy is sitting by himself in a bar. The bartender goes over to chat him up.
"Hi, why are you sitting alone in a bar full of people?"
"There's really no one to talk to."
"What do you mean? The must be at least 70 people in here."
"Well yes, but I have a high IQ and it's hard for me to find someone to engage in an interesting conversation."
"Oh really? How high is your IQ?"
"148."
The bartender shouts out to the bar "Is there anyone here with an IQ around 148?"
One guy raises his hand and replies "142!"
The bartender says "See, there's someone you can talk to."
So the guys meet, exchange pleasantries and find common ground discussing quantum theory.
Another guy raises his hand and yells out "130!" Pretty soon, two other guys walk over and they hold a lively discussion on the topic of macro-economics.
This goes on through the evening until there are only a half-dozen guys left seeking their intellectual equals. One guy raises his hand and shouts out "82!"
Another guys walks over and says "Hi, what would you like to talk about?"
Mr. 82 says, "Hmmm, I dunno. Played any gigs lately?"
 
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An anthropologist and his assistant were researching a small tribe on a remote South Pacific island and noticed a constant drumbeat coming from a distant mountain. They asked the tribal chief if the constant drumming bothered them.
"Drum beat, good", said the chief. "Drum stops, bad".
"Why? What happens?" asked the anthropoligist.
"Bass solo", the chief replied.
 
My cousin tried Viagra last month and it worked all too well. His erection was still going strong after 6 hours. He read on the bottle that this was not normal, so he drove down to the pharmacy where he got the pills in an effort to seek some medical advice. He asked the woman behind the counter if he could speak to the pharmacist. She said "I'm a pharmacist, how can I help you?"
He was a bit embarrassed by the whole thing and told her that he really would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist.
She said "Sir, this is a woman-owned business. See that lady in the back? She and I are fully qualified pharmacists and we can answer any drug-related questions you might have."
So he finally gave in and told her "Look, I have this raging erection that has been lasting for hours and it won't go down. Is there anything you can give me for it?"
She said, "Excuse me for a minute while I confer with my colleague." She stepped into the back and discussed the matter with her partner. After several minutes, she came back to the counter and said "We are prepared to give you $500 and a 25% interest in the pharmacy."
 
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