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Most people could care less that some people say "irregardless." This misuse should of been nipped in the butt long ago. Maybe they are just escape goats for the broader problems of the decline in education. Even though I have been biting my time here, cringing at the next for par foe while they get off scotch free, it's truly a mute point in this doggie-dog world. I think I'll just go curl up in a feeble position, ex cetera, ex cetera, ex cetera...
 
Chuck D. Bones said:
Most people could care less that some people say "irregardless." This misuse should have been nipped in the butt long ago. Maybe they are just escape goats for the broader problems of the decline in education. Even though I have been biting my time here, cringing at the next for par foe while they get off scotch free, it's truly a moot point in this doggie-dog world. I think I'll just go curl up in a feeble position, ex cetera, ex cetera, ex cetera...
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Nipped in the butt!?
 
I'm thinking of having sphincter surgery to slice my turds off neatly with square ends as they emerge. I just think it would be neater.
 
HamishR said:
I'm thinking of having sphincter surgery to slice my turds off neatly with square ends as they emerge. I just think it would be neater.
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You want to be a wombat.

pooping wombat - GIF - Imgur
 
Oh no! I'm not hanging onto them! Just making them neater. Anyway it might not happen. Apparently it's difficult to sharpen a sphincter. Who knew?

Apparently wombats don't always do cubic poos. It's more the poos they do around their burrows. A friend of mine works with native animals and has a lot of experience with wombats and generally they do regular poos like any other animal. Fun fact - wombats stink! So do koalas. I've handled a few of these animals and wombats are particularly pungent. And you have to be careful with koalas because their claws are extremely sharp. Another fun fact is that male koalas have their testicles above the penis and everything is tucked away in a kind of fold of skin so they don't get splinters while climbing trees.
 
HamishR said:
Oh no! I'm not hanging onto them! Just making them neater. Anyway it might not happen. Apparently it's difficult to sharpen a sphincter. Who knew?

Apparently wombats don't always do cubic poos. It's more the poos they do around their burrows. A friend of mine works with native animals and has a lot of experience with wombats and generally they do regular poos like any other animal. Fun fact - wombats stink! So do koalas. I've handled a few of these animals and wombats are particularly pungent. And you have to be careful with koalas because their claws are extremely sharp. Another fun fact is that male koalas have their testicles above the penis and everything is tucked away in a kind of fold of skin so they don't get splinters while climbing trees.
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I held a baby koala for a touristy photo op 20 years ago. Don't remember the smell but the claws were definitely sharp. I now have mixed feelings about paying people to hold wild animals. Seems like if karma is involved, it's not the good kind.
 
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