Predict the future here. Come back later to check.

[Nostradoomus]

Me? Foretell prophecies? Who do you think I am?

 

[Nostradoomus]

We're all doomed.

PS: This.

 

[Stickman393]

PS: This.

Couldn't have seen that one coming.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

PS: This.

 

[Feral Feline]

JHS will release another DIY project with very minimal DIY actually involved and will struggle to keep up with demand on the first production run.

Like bagging your own groceries or pumping your own petrol, for your "convenience"...

ALL final assembly of​

ALL pedals from​

ALL manufacturers will be done in a notaköpout style. Therefore,​

ALL pedal users will become DIYers because​

ALL pedals will be DIY for your satisfaction, fun, and convenience*.​

*Rechargable-Lithium Batteries Not Included

 

[JTEX]

 

[Atom ant]

The comet chance to hit earth will increase to an absolute hit.
Elon will decide to use his space company to destroy/reposition the comet.
Will then secure his place as emperor of the world.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

The generative AI bubble will pop sometime in the next two years. Anthropic and/or Open AI gets sold for parts.

Yep. One can only hope for sooner.

Cryptocurrency, as we think of it today, will crater and become essentially worthless within the next five years.

Yep. One can only hope for sooner.

Trump will attempt to stay in office past this term.

Yep.

I will be on the FBI's watch list in one year. My case file will rightfully refer to me as "a poorly drawn stick figure with anarchist tendencies".

Yep. Same. Minus the stick figure part.

We're all doomed. Now. Like, right now. And have been for a while. That's a freebie. Already came true.

Yep.

 

[andare]

No fair.

Sorry Robert. It was but a minor dig.

 

[bechbox]

No, this is not the end of guitar pedals

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

March 2027- the Pedalpcb Expresso will be released
November 2027- JHS collaborates with Chase Bliss to release the DIY kit notagenloss. It’s not a generation loss. It’s just a klon with dip switches and midi control. Pedalpcb traces it day one.
May 2028- the synchrotrem and synchrowah are finally redesigned, restock “coming soon”
December 2028- Robert finally releases another bass-centric pedal, bringing the total to 4!
February 2028- @fig returns!
August 2029- Spin Semi will announce the discontinuation of the FV-1
October 2029- FV-1s will be more unattainable than the THAT4301; Robert will finally release the spillway vibrato
January 2030- PedalPCB still only offers one singular Ring Mod circuit

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

February 2028- @fig returns!

Make it so!

 

[Coda]

Iggles gonna win the Superb Owl…

 

[Coda]

Iggles gonna win the Superb Owl…

Nailed it…

 

[zeropluszero]

1. You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein and be hungry real soon

I hate this.
It has a good mix of carbs and protein.
Why am I hungry again?

 

[bean]

I predict in five years I'll still be saying "You know, I should really start practicing guitar regularly again."

Oh, also, everything will be total chaos day to day.