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I dated a girl in high school last name was Rotruck, my buddies had a blast making rhymes with that!
The Ruh Rohtruck was the lesser known vehicle used along side the Mystery Van by Scooby and the Gang.
 
Years ago I was getting a haircut in Dallas when this good old boy came in with blues jeans, big boots, a big gut, and a cowboy hat, and started talking about his kids. His last name was Hall, and he had named his son U Hall and his daughter EZ Hall... He thought it was so funny. The hair cutter was so stunned that he stopped cutting his hair for a minute in order to admonish him. Some people are seriously screwed up.
 
Years ago I was getting a haircut in Dallas when this good old boy came in with blues jeans, big boots, a big gut, and a cowboy hat, and started talking about his kids. His last name was Hall, and he had named his son U Hall and his daughter EZ Hall... He thought it was so funny. The hair cutter was so stunned that he stopped cutting his hair for a minute in order to admonish him. Some people are seriously screwed up.
Could be worse, could have named the boy Dance....
 
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Man, I don’t know. Naming your daughter EZ is just a bad omen.

Indeed!

I had to move from an ISP that I had for 30 years due to insane pricing, and decided to create my own domain so I'd never have to change the 7 zillion logins on websites and my password manager.

I could NOT find any short names that weren't already taken. Finally tried ezaee (aee is/are my initials) and low and behold, not only was it available but EZ! Costs me $25 a year for the domain and the email service at "Zoho" dotcom.
 
Years ago I was getting a haircut in Dallas when this good old boy came in with blues jeans, big boots, a big gut, and a cowboy hat, and started talking about his kids. His last name was Hall, and he had named his son U Hall and his daughter EZ Hall... He thought it was so funny. The hair cutter was so stunned that he stopped cutting his hair for a minute in order to admonish him. Some people are seriously screwed up.

Middle name, Tenement
 
Saw-in-person my first Cyber RuhRohtruck yesterday.

I'd post the pic, but
A) Sasha's not fully in frame (saw it on the dog-walk, natch)
B) THEY're EVEN FUGLIER IN PERSON!!! so why would I defile the thread with that crapola?

It was parked next to a Dodge Ram-something — kinda wish the Dodge would RAM the dodgey-lookin RuhRohTruck. Would be an improvement, I'm sure.
 
Saw-in-person my first Cyber RuhRohtruck yesterday.

I'd post the pic, but
A) Sasha's not fully in frame (saw it on the dog-walk, natch)
B) THEY're EVEN FUGLIER IN PERSON!!! so why would I defile the thread with that crapola?

It was parked next to a Dodge Ram-something — kinda wish the Dodge would RAM the dodgey-lookin RuhRohTruck. Would be an improvement, I'm sure.
Yeah I have a Dodge Ram truck, much prefer it to the Musk 'Cylon inspired' thing. I've seen several around here in SoCal.

Definitely a Cylon....
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Definitely photo shopped, I think....
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You know, I hate these things but pulled up along side one that was wrapped in this weird metallic teal that looked pretty cool. I had to roll down the window and tell the owner that and by the look on his face I think he thought I was going to shoot him...
 
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