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One day Jeff went to a bar, and while he was sitting there he noticed there is a piano sitting off to the side, the Jeff talks with the owner and asks him: "why don't you have someone playing that piano?"

the bartender tells him: "well I used to have one, but it got too expensive so I had the let him go"

Jeff says:" well I happen to play the piano, well actually I am also a song writer, and I would be willing to play the piano for you, if you just pay me in drinks"

The bartender agrees, so the next day Jeff comes in and starts playing the piano. This is the most beautiful song the bartender had ever heard before, when Jeff finished, the bartender asked him:" what song was that?"

Jeff says:" that is a song I wrote called 'I screwed her so hard in the butt, I made her nose bleed' "

The bartender is like:" well that's an odd name, but could you play another?"

Jeff plays another and its even better than the first one, like the sky opened up and a dove flew down, it was that good.

The bartender asks him: "wow what is the name of that one?"

Jeff says: "that one is called 'I had diairia so bad my shoes squeaked'"

The bartender responds: "well that's an odd name, I will let you get back to playing"

so Jeff plays for a few hours and then after this 6th or 7th song Jeff asks the bartender :"hey can I have a break? I really gotta pee" the bartender responded: "yeah sure go anytime you want"

Jeff goes to the bathroom and comes out. The Bartender yells over to Jeff :" hey come over here" Jeff goes over to the bartender and the bartender says:" hey do you know your fly is down, and your balls are hanging out?"

Jeff responds:"do I know it? Hell I wrote it!!!!"
 
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