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[HamishR]

Why do the lions all look like Mick, from That Pedal Show?



Okay, maybe top right looks more like Rabea...

You do know they're all the same lion?

 

[drgonzo1969]

Go play the remaster of Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion
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Jokes aside… I am really excited for the Oblivion remaster. I don’t have a machine to play it currently but I am very seriously pondering…. Anybody played it yet?

 

[jessenator]

Jokes aside…

by Azura, by Azura, by Azura! I do not jest, O great one!

 

[drgonzo1969]

Guess I need to decide what platform I want to play on..... I will inevitably play as a stealth archer despite my best efforts.

 

[Nostradoomus]

nerd alert

 

[jessenator]

 

[Nostradoomus]

jazz cabbage is bar none the best term for electric lettuce

 

[jimilee]

Eating one marijuana….

 

[Robert]

Eating one marijuana….

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Brady Bingo. Mark the ones who hooked-up off camera.

 

[jwin615]

Middle | and /

 

[jwin615]

Alice Cooper wasn't in the Brady Bunch buuut he was in a Bunch of Bradys.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Brady Bingo. Mark the ones who hooked-up off camera.

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I had a shirt in high school that had the Alice in Chains band logo at the top and a smiling Alice from the Brady Bunch in bondage below.

 

[Gordo]

ET...fully baked...

 

[jessenator]

Post bake you'll need something for the munchies



Are those supposed to be his fingers or E.T. pebbley poops. Also, his "favorite flavors???" does that include Coors and Coke? Because I remember him getting plastered.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Post bake you'll need something for the munchies

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Are those supposed to be his fingers or E.T. pebbley poops. Also, his "favorite flavors???" does that include Coors and Coke? Because I remember him getting plastered.

I pour my own Coors on my ET cereal. ByoCoors

Also.... is that who I think it is?

 

[Nostradoomus]

Yes I also believe that is 1984 comedy album of the year grammy winner Eddie Murphy

 

[jimilee]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Two housewives go out for Girl's Night. Both get pretty drunk, so they decide to walk home. Along the way, both have to pee, so they stopped at a cemetery. But neither has anything to wipe with. The brunette uses her panties and tosses them aside. The blonde uses a wreath off of a grave.

The next morning one of the husbands calls the other and says, "No more Girl's Night for my wife. She came home with no panties." The other says "You think that's bad? Mine came home with a card stuck in her crack that read 'From all of the guys at the Firehouse, we'll never forget you.'"