Do you name your guitars and if so, what?

[RetiredUnit1]

I can one up that:

I had a teacher named Richard Wade.

That's right: Dick Wad.

The Mayor my town in the 80's was Richard Dick. Yes..., Dick Dick. Everyone called their residence The Dicks......

 

[Feral Feline]

My grade 12 class... well, a student managed to get some clerk in the office to page Mike Hunt — I'm pretty sure that student was in my drama class, but she was smart enough to deny it to students, teachers and office-staff alike...
The PA blared with it: "MH to the office, MH come to the office, you have a message..."
The principal conducted a witch-hunt to find the culprit, but to no avail — he was a useless tw*t, anyway.