I need to get this off my chest

[Laundryroom David]

I saw a pigeon eating fried chicken out of a KFC bucket today.

You’re all welcome.

 

[Harry Klippton]

I used to have an egg business. Chickens will not hesitate to peck each other to death

 

[hamerfan]

Don't forget birds are basically dinosaurs. The T Rex in them comes thru

 

[Coda]

I've seen Bald Eagles take birds out in mid-air...

 

[Alan W]

We get crows (murders of them!) in our neighborhood every few years, then they move on for a few years, and come back. Each cycle, we lose the majority of our neighborhood songbirds. Mainly, I think, because the crows eat their eggs. Last year I watched two crows chase a brown tailed hawk out of “their tree”— I was rooting for the hawk to just attack them, but it just conceded and left. I pretty much hate crows at this point.

But the image of a pigeon eating out of a KFC bucket is truly archetypal. Would be a great grunge album cover.

 

[Passinwind]

I saw a pigeon eating fried chicken out of a KFC bucket today.

You’re all welcome.

 

[RetiredUnit1]

A lot of birds are omnivores, blue jays, sparrows, chickens, parrots.... Early bird gets the worm, or the bucket of chicken.

I read your sentence and thought

Out on the road today I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac

 

[Laundryroom David]

Don't forget birds are basically dinosaurs. The T Rex in them comes thru

It’s true!

 

[RetiredUnit1]

It’s true!

Remember the Alamo, only when I have fried chicken I shout "Remember Jurassic Park!"

 

[HamishR]

Can a pigeon even lick its fingers?? This will lead to an obesity crisis in pigeons...

 

[RetiredUnit1]

I've seen Bald Eagles take birds out in mid-air...

They go fishing too, straight into the water and fly out with a fish! No worms tho. And did you know that Benjamin Franklin nominated the turkey for the american bird? They are very illusive and cunning.... but, a turkey??? Like, turkeys are weird, parading in circles around dead cats and odd things like that.

 

[iamjackslackof]

When I was a kid we threw out our Thanksgiving turkey leftovers outside. The neighbors turkeys stripped them to the bone....

 

[Passinwind]

They go fishing too, straight into the water and fly out with a fish!

They can, but around here they often let the ospreys do the work and then steal.

 

[Laundryroom David]

I used to have an egg business. Chickens will not hesitate to peck each other to death

I just saw a video of a rooster killing a hawk. Holy fuck.

 

[ThePanda]

I've seen Bald Eagles take birds out in mid-air...

MURICA!

 

[mnemonic]

I saw a pigeon eating fried chicken out of a KFC bucket today.

You’re all welcome.

 

[bean]

I have four owls living my backyard. That owl family would f$#k that pigeon up just for spite.

 

[SillyOctpuss]

I have four owls living my backyard. That owl family would f$#k that pigeon up just for spite.

 

[PunchySunshine]

A hummingbird fight in my backyard was one of the most brutal things I've ever witnessed. I tried breaking it up because the one was down and the winner started coming for me. Fearless!

 

[giovanni]

My wife makes fun of me because I don’t like birds. But they are freaking dinosaurs and if they could they would kill us all! Hitchcock knew something about it…