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Congratulations to the winners!

To the organizers of these contests and the whole community here goes the rarest jewel of them all, my sincere admiration.

This forum is one of the most wholesome, funny, informative, helpful, generous and positive places on the internet. I'm happy to be a part of it, albeit very small.

My finances and work have been unpredictable since last October but I hope to be able to resume building soon.

Have a good one everybody!

Your friend Andre.
Absolutely agree. Definitely (for me) the coolest most helpful group of very smart people I’ve been associated with in over a century.
You’re all sick in the head building these pedals one after the other. Starting a new build before you finish the other 6 And for what? Self gratification? Self abuse? Sheer joy? I don’t care ,pick your poison and drink it down then go build yourself another one
My poison by the way is pure hardcore addiction I couldn’t stop if I wanted hell if my wife wanted me to ( oh and she has) I tell her to refer back to our first conversation about how there’s too many pedals Do I really need them all? Do I use them all? Why don’t you sell some off?
1- No there’s not enough
2- Yes
3- Yes ( kinda…)and 3B - it’s non o your bizness
4- no
and 5 - Don’t worry about something that’s impossible to change You’d have better luck changing the color of the skies and oceans
I’ll say it again Man I fucking love building pedals.
 
Absolutely agree. Definitely (for me) the coolest most helpful group of very smart people I’ve been associated with in over a century.
You’re all sick in the head building these pedals one after the other. Starting a new build before you finish the other 6 And for what? Self gratification? Self abuse? Sheer joy? I don’t care ,pick your poison and drink it down then go build yourself another one
My poison by the way is pure hardcore addiction I couldn’t stop if I wanted hell if my wife wanted me to ( oh and she has) I tell her to refer back to our first conversation about how there’s too many pedals Do I really need them all? Do I use them all? Why don’t you sell some off?
1- No there’s not enough
2- Yes
3- Yes ( kinda…)and 3B - it’s non o your bizness
4- no
and 5 - Don’t worry about something that’s impossible to change You’d have better luck changing the color of the skies and oceans
I’ll say it again Man I fucking love building pedals.
I must say, I’ve sold them off a number of times, I always rebuild them, every time. I am literally up to my ears in pedals. I have 11 circuits finished waiting to be boxed
 
I suppose we could switch to building toasters. Imagine the troubleshooting section;

Can you post clear pictures?
Does the LED light?
Does it pass toast?
If it's burning toast, then it's functioning as the designer intended.
Clean your board! It's COVERED in crumbs.
I see you've installed the bagel mod. Did you bias the element?
 
I suppose we could switch to building toasters. Imagine the troubleshooting section;

Can you post clear pictures?
Does the LED light?
Does it pass toast?
If it's burning toast, then it's functioning as the designer intended.
Clean your board! It's COVERED in crumbs.
I see you've installed the bagel mod. Did you bias the element?
Fig, I think you should maybe have breakfast before signing on!
 
Mandalore toaster used special pnp transistors. They are no longer made…
Actually no. You just need to swap the durasteel heating elements for a beskar alloy (pure bescar is too strong, and will instantly char the bread). Good luck getting anything from your local scrappers though— you’ll need to find someone selling NOS House Vizsla beskar heaters made by Clan Wren. This is the way to good toast.
 
I found some NOS Beskars being sold by a retired podracer, but the Mandalore PNP seem to be folklore — There’s a Hutt on Jakku who claims to have a line on some, but I don’t want to wind up indebted to the damn Hutts and sold to a slave ship or, worse, thrown into the belly of a Sarlacc.
 
, but the Mandalore PNP seem to be folklore
I'll look through my stuff marked "other"....which makes up 65% of my inventory...I could have sworn I picked up some from a trader at Mos Eisley's. Yes...I remember now, it took several hours to de-slime those parts. Never buy components from a gelatinous mass.
 
We don’t talk about that place here 🤫
Sorry, I must’ve slipped a mental actuator.


And…
Dagobahnabbit Coda, why are you constantly raining on my Festival of the Ancesters? I checked the spec and the Beskars are out by several parsecs, if not lightyears. That *#$^\~‰ Podracer nerfherder scum, I’ll never get my credits back.

My Mandalore toaster dream has turned into a nightmare demon.

Ah well, back to the ol’ rendering hologram…
 
40, because I just celebrated my 40th birthday a few weeks ago.

Tuner pedal. When you’re out of tune you sound like crap. Single most important pedal ever invented.
Happy Birthday about a month late.

🎂 HBD @blackhatboojum I'm gonna turn 40 this year and I'm not psyched
As someone about a year ahead of both of you, I turned 41 beginning of January, welcome to the club. My forties have started off well, I rediscovered guitar/bass and started building pedals and got a bass kit to build. I just hope your entry into this decade of life is filled with as much joy as this DIY adventure is bringing me.
 
I suppose we could switch to building toasters. Imagine the troubleshooting section;

Can you post clear pictures?
Does the LED light?
Does it pass toast?
If it's burning toast, then it's functioning as the designer intended.
Clean your board! It's COVERED in crumbs.
I see you've installed the bagel mod. Did you bias the element?
Fig do you honestly think you’d be happy building toasters . I find the placement on pedal board to be rather problematic. My toaster is a 1 trick pony. I know some of you fancier high end people have the deluxe models that does bagels AND bread but I’m just a simple pig farmer from the city with a simple “living the life” creed.
Its all in my manifesto if you’d like more info on living a simple pig farmer’s life from the city and more look for “ Living The Pig Farmer from the City Simple life “ Chock full of great ideas and stuff.
 
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