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[Pauleo1214]

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hotpocket flavor?

Pepperoni and chee-heese.

 

[jimilee]

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I’m allergic to cats, but I would totally own this one.

 

[Pauleo1214]

I’m allergic to cats, but I would totally own this one.

You could totally name him Lil' Jimi.

 

[Feral Feline]

Or "King Richard"
or
"Johnson"

 

[HamishR]

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There may be no "I" in team (depending on the typeface used) but there is me. And mate, meat, tame and meta. There's ma, tea and ate. At, am, met, mat. Even mea, as in mea culpa.

 

[PapaBear]

Or "King Richard"
or
"Johnson"

Peter or just plain ol' Dick

 

[RetiredUnit1]

Peter or just plain ol' Dick

Can you imagine out in the alley at 10 pm calling for your missing cat "Little Penis, little penis, come to daddy"

 

[Pauleo1214]

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[Pauleo1214]

Also, dibs on this band name.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Pauleo1214]

Strippers!

 

[Cybercow]

 

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[Pauleo1214]

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This looks like fun! Let me try!

 

[Cybercow]