Nostradoomus
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Chuck D. Bones
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A kid just asked me if "Bingo" is the name of the farmer or the dog. Now I am questioning everything I thought I knew about life.
jimilee
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Dammit!!
Nostradoomus
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This is like why everyone thinks humpty dumpty is an egg but where did you read that!?!
Feral Feline
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What I want to know is what the hell does the "B" and "I" stand for? I get the Non-Governmental Organisation part.
Furthermore...
Did the farmer own the farm? Or was he just a hired hand and the farm part of some corporate conglomerate — I mean, a corporate conglomerate could technically be classified as an N-G-O.
What sort of farm was it? Constant cash crops with pesticides and chemical-fertilisers with no rotation 'til the soil is choked out and no longer arable? Or rather sustainable non-GM organic foods and rotated fallow regularly? What was the farm's business model?
Was the dog a working dog, did it herd sheep or cattle? Pull a sled? Hunt vermin? What exactly was the dog's role on the farm? Did the dog pull its own weight or was it a lazy-assed drain on resources, consuming its own weight in dog-biscuits every day between naps on the porch of the farmhouse; sneaking chickens out of the hen-house and making it look like a fox ate them?
Stupid %^&*ING song has zero answers and only raises questions.
Furthermore...
Did the farmer own the farm? Or was he just a hired hand and the farm part of some corporate conglomerate — I mean, a corporate conglomerate could technically be classified as an N-G-O.
What sort of farm was it? Constant cash crops with pesticides and chemical-fertilisers with no rotation 'til the soil is choked out and no longer arable? Or rather sustainable non-GM organic foods and rotated fallow regularly? What was the farm's business model?
Was the dog a working dog, did it herd sheep or cattle? Pull a sled? Hunt vermin? What exactly was the dog's role on the farm? Did the dog pull its own weight or was it a lazy-assed drain on resources, consuming its own weight in dog-biscuits every day between naps on the porch of the farmhouse; sneaking chickens out of the hen-house and making it look like a fox ate them?
Stupid %^&*ING song has zero answers and only raises questions.
Chuck D. Bones
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Puns about chairs don't sit well with me.
Chuck D. Bones
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Bricksnbeatles
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Chuck D. Bones
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Everyone wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank this afternoon and if all goes well, I'll be out of debt. I'm so excited, I can barely put on my ski mask.
Chuck D. Bones
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The phone rings, a woman answers, "Hello."
A pervert with heavy breathing says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
She replies, "Yes, I do. He's watching the game, who shall I says is calling?"
A pervert with heavy breathing says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."
She replies, "Yes, I do. He's watching the game, who shall I says is calling?"
Chuck D. Bones
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Nostradoomus
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Pauleo1214
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Proof dead baby jokes have existed for decades.
Pauleo1214
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Chuck D. Bones
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Only in L.A.
drgonzo1969
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Mentaltossflycoon
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Chuck D. Bones
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When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos, I ask them: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"
Mentaltossflycoon
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I'm more like, "do you think I'm gonna spend thousands to make my arms look pretty when I've never spent more than twenty bucks on a shirt?"