Chuck D. Bones
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I don't know why NASA & the ESA don't use Australian launch sites. It takes a lot less fuel when all you have to do is release the rocket from the hold-down clamps and let it fall into outer space.
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PapaBear
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A classic, but still good
Pauleo1214
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Mentaltossflycoon
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especially funny since no person has ever uttered the words "hell yeah, natty light!"The only possible scenario would be if while packing your cooler, you forgot to add one of your cases of beer. "Which one did you forget?" "Hell yeah, natty light!"
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Chuck D. Bones
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Pauleo1214
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I'm a good man. I give 50% of my salary to Charity, except when she's not working, then I give it to Destiny.
Death has come to collect Beethoven's soul and asked him if he would rather go to heaven or to hell. Beethoven replied:
What?
Death has come to collect Beethoven's soul and asked him if he would rather go to heaven or to hell. Beethoven replied:
What?
Bricksnbeatles
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What do y’all think of the concept art I came up with for my album of new wave covers of mid-60s beach boys songs?
steviejr92
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genius! Now if we can just get it vectorized.....
Bricksnbeatles
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No. Bitmap only. Just like the album will only be available on recycled cassette tapes and 64kbps mp3
steviejr92
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Perfect marketing strategy it’ll be just like the 60s but like in the “nows”.
Mentaltossflycoon
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Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Bobcat Goldthwait explains the difference between Budweiser & Heineken:
"Well, let me put it this way... I never drank a case of Heineken and then told a cop to blow me."
"Well, let me put it this way... I never drank a case of Heineken and then told a cop to blow me."
fig
Village Idiot
My wife and I had the memorable experience of staying in downtown Amsterdam during Queen’s Day in a previous millennium. We walked (waded) for hours through the city. I had a camcorder filming just above the heads. The streets were literally green with Heineken cans. The next morning…everyone and everything was gone! Packed up, cleaned up, moved on, and moved out. I was like…”hmpf…now that’s how to host a party!”
Pauleo1214
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You know it really is a bugger having to hang onto stuff down here so we don't fall off. We lose more kids that way...
fig
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Oh yeah…did that one with my son once while working through the delta. Great music, crappy beer, and yeah…the smell. One guy stumbled dead into a wall and knocked himself and a tooth out. I retrieved the tooth and stuck it in his shirt pocket, just before he was hauled away. We couldn’t remember where we were staying …so we kept looking for that hotel with a saxophone on the side.
I went to the French Quarter during Mardis Gras in 1988. It smelt like frying onions in some places, vomit in others and popcorn most of the places. And I couldn't work that out because I didn't see any popcorn anywhere. We were there by accident and had a fantastic time!
