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[Mentaltossflycoon]

I'm already sick of this meme but this one's for us.

 

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[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[dawson]

 

[HamishR]

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The irony being that the Seinfeld stuff was all played on a keyboard!

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

[Pauleo1214]

I read this joke on Reddit but couldn't find it anywhere. Too long to write so I recorded it. Pardon my weird voice.

https://soundcloud.com/paul-eliasson%2Fjoke-mp3

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

 

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[Chuck D. Bones]

 

[Pauleo1214]

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and four more to talk about how Neil Pert would have done it better.

What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Too cold to spray paint... sumbitch.

 

[Pauleo1214]

What comes after death?

Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"You gonna eat that?"

 

[Deperduci]

What did Dahmer say to Paul Reubens?
Mind not man handling somebody's food like that.

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Same as it ever was?

 

[fig]

I'd be happy just to nail down #5

 

[Feral Feline]

As the days go by ...

Or was that "As the daze goes by..."

 

[Deperduci]

water flowing under...

 

[Bricksnbeatles]

Speaking of Talking Heads, here's another joke for you:

Chris Franz (hahaha! get it? yikes dude, stop being so salty– it's like if Mike Love was an okay drummer )