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[Pauleo1214]

Is @fig still looking for a house?

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Don't laugh, we were looking for property in Oregon (east of Eugene) a few years ago, when the area was suddenly swept by a massive forest fire. Lotsa places still for sale with a partial foundation, well and some scorched trees.

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

Don't laugh, we were looking for property in Oregon (east of Eugene) a few years ago, when the area was suddenly swept by a massive forest fire. Lotsa places still for sale with a partial foundation, well and some scorched trees.

I choked on that smoke all summer. That was the best, covid lockdown plus apocalyptic haze. 2020-21 was raaaad.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Don't laugh, we were looking for property in Oregon (east of Eugene) a few years ago, when the area was suddenly swept by a massive forest fire. Lotsa places still for sale with a partial foundation, well and some scorched trees.

I have the deepest sympathy for those whose property is destroyed by natural disaster, let alone human caused disaster.

That said, it's fairly obvious the house fire in the listing photo isn't a forest fire. The comedy is not so much in the fire itself so much as this lister thinks it's a good idea to use in an ad.

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

Did they post any interior views? A good kitchen can really seal the deal.

 

[Pauleo1214]

Did they post any interior views? A good kitchen can really seal the deal.

No shots of the kitchen but it's got this awesome triceratops thing!.

 

[PapaBear]

Does appear it would have nice views!

 

[jimilee]

Man, this jokes thread took a harsh turn…

 

[Cybercow]

Man, this jokes thread took a harsh turn…

Agreed. It seems to have turned into a fire sale.

 

[fig]

Speaking of the joke being on....yes we are still looking...even as interest rates continue to climb toward the affluent realm...like moths to the flame. [facepalm]

 

[Mentaltossflycoon]

"This house has great bones. As in great grandpa's bones. Shame he didn't make it out in time."

 

[Chuck D. Bones]

If you zoom in, that triceratops has a guilty look on its face.

 

[Pauleo1214]

 

[music6000]

If you zoom in, that triceratops has a guilty look on its face.

How did you see that?

 

[Feral Feline]

No shots of the kitchen but it's got this awesome triceratops thing!.

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[Feral Feline]

 

[Fingolfen]

I choked on that smoke all summer. That was the best, covid lockdown plus apocalyptic haze. 2020-21 was raaaad.

Oh yeah, I remember that summer... no fun... at all...

 

[Pauleo1214]

"This house has great bones. As in great grandpa's bones. Shame he didn't make it out in time."

Not my grandfather, he died peacefully in his sleep. I can't say the same for the passengers in his car.

 

[Feral Feline]

Dark Humour is like Food...

... Not everyone gets it.

 

[coltonius]

I like people like my tea.. In a bag, underwater.