Pauleo1214
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Did you know Tom Jones syndrome is a real thing? It is not rare, in fact, it's not unsual.
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Chuck D. Bones
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I should probably post this in the Troubleshooting Forum...
Mentaltossflycoon
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Is there a troubleshitting thread?
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Yeah, like you've never been there...
Pauleo1214
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Or the instructions could just be bad.
But yes, many stupid people exist, hence this warning.
dawson
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@Mentaltossflycoon I can't get behind their music but this is one of my favorite videos of all time:
Some very serious nonsense.
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
What a fuckin' foul-mouth!
Laundryroom David
Keyboard Cowboy 🤠
I was reading this thread while in line at the grocery store so thanks for getting me trespassed for causing a disturbance. Haven’t laughed so hard in a long fucking time.
Chuck D. Bones
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Always happy to be of service!
PapaBear
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I don't know how he deals with that rat tail hanging between his eyes, was making me cross-eyed just watching!
Pauleo1214
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God said, ‟Adam, I want you to do something for me.”
Adam said, ‟Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
God said, ‟Go down into that valley...”
Adam said, ‟What’s a valley?”
God explained it to him. Then God said, ‟Cross the River.”
Adam said, ‟What’s a river?”
God explained that to him, and then said, ‟Go over to the hill …”
Adam said, ‟What is a hill?”
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was then told Adam, ‟On the other side of the hill you’ll find a cave...”
Adam said, ’What’s a cave?’
After God explained, He said, ‟In the cave you’ll find a woman...”
Adam said, ‟What’s a woman?’
So God explained that to him, too. Then God said, ”I want you to reproduce...‟
Adam said, ”How do I do that?‟
God first said (under His breath), ”Geez …‟
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
In about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, ”What is it?‟
Adam said, ”What’s a headache?‟
Adam said, ‟Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
God said, ‟Go down into that valley...”
Adam said, ‟What’s a valley?”
God explained it to him. Then God said, ‟Cross the River.”
Adam said, ‟What’s a river?”
God explained that to him, and then said, ‟Go over to the hill …”
Adam said, ‟What is a hill?”
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was then told Adam, ‟On the other side of the hill you’ll find a cave...”
Adam said, ’What’s a cave?’
After God explained, He said, ‟In the cave you’ll find a woman...”
Adam said, ‟What’s a woman?’
So God explained that to him, too. Then God said, ”I want you to reproduce...‟
Adam said, ”How do I do that?‟
God first said (under His breath), ”Geez …‟
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
In about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, ”What is it?‟
Adam said, ”What’s a headache?‟
jimilee
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Bill Cosby or George Carlin?
Mentaltossflycoon
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I inherited a small stash of vinyl a few years back. First thing, I folded all the Cosby albums in half and then threw them in the trash.
Pauleo1214
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Dunno? Reddit?
Pauleo1214
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How does a lady greet Bill Cosby on the second date?
"HI Bill, nice to meet you!"
Chuck D. Bones
Circuit Wizard
Q: What does Bill Cosby's penis look like?
A: Blurry.
Bill Cosby was such a great comedian that his drinks tasted funny.
Q: How did Bill Cosby celebrate after getting out of jail?
A: He went to a bar and bought everyone drinks.
Q: Who is Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character?
A: Sleeping Beauty.
Bill Cosby has a signature cologne: It's called "chloroform."
Q: What do Santa & Bill Cosby have in common?
A: They both come when you're asleep.
Bill Cosby is shopping a new TV show around Hollywood: "Women Say the Darnedest Things."
Some people have suggested that Bill Cosby should have his Honorary Doctorate taken away. I disagree. That man has successfully anesthetized over 50 women. If that's not the mark of a skilled doctor, I don't know what is.
A: Blurry.
Bill Cosby was such a great comedian that his drinks tasted funny.
Q: How did Bill Cosby celebrate after getting out of jail?
A: He went to a bar and bought everyone drinks.
Q: Who is Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character?
A: Sleeping Beauty.
Bill Cosby has a signature cologne: It's called "chloroform."
Q: What do Santa & Bill Cosby have in common?
A: They both come when you're asleep.
Bill Cosby is shopping a new TV show around Hollywood: "Women Say the Darnedest Things."
Some people have suggested that Bill Cosby should have his Honorary Doctorate taken away. I disagree. That man has successfully anesthetized over 50 women. If that's not the mark of a skilled doctor, I don't know what is.
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Pauleo1214
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You forgot this one. What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep?
Finishes her drink!
Bricksnbeatles
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